A/N I seem to like rewriting Angel. Probably because it should have been- well I'll show you.

Me: Heeheeheehee...

Iggy: You worry me.

Me: I worry myself. It's nothing new. Half the world worries about me. And the other half doesn't know me yet. Yet.

Iggy: I think I'm going crazy.

Me: You think?

Disclaimer: Me no own Maximum Ride, or any of the characters in it. But I own Iggy. Well sort of. Not really. Hmmm... Maybe for Christmas I can buy the real Iggy. I bet JP would sell him to me on the Fan Fiction Black Market...

Max's POV

My ingenious plan to get rid of Dylan is about to be set into motion. I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier! I'm so oblivious to the obvious. It was so obvious once I thought about it.

I wan to be with Fang. We want to get rid of Dylan. But Dylan was designed for me. So the only way to get rid of him is to have another me. Are you catching on?

The hard part was finding her. I finally tracked her down to a little town in the middle of nowhere and I came down to visit her. The conversation we had went something like this.

Flashback

*Ding Dong*

The door squeaked open, just a hair, enough that I could see part of face that looked just like mine. I immediately shoved my foot in the door just in case she tried to close it, because thats exactly what I would have done. She didn't seem to recognize me, which is good because I looked like a travel agent lady and it would have a little weird if she recognized me. Nudge is really good with disguises. Not suprising seeing as Nudge, in general is just really good with clothes and fashion and that kinda stuff. I was never really into that kinda thing, but hey, like I said, she makes good disguises.

"What to do you want?" said the girl in the apartment in frustration. She was holding a book that looked like, HOW TO LOOK BETTER IN TEN EASY STEPS.

"Hello," I said. "You have just won a free, all expense paid trip to a remote cabin in the middle of the woods-"

Before I could finish my shpeel she grabbed me by the collar of my shirt, and screamed right in my ear, "AN ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP MY ASS! She tried to slam the door on me. I was prepared though and I had my foot in the door. She, kept trying to close the door, but finally it closed when I yanked it open, stepped inside, and closed the door behind me.

She was so stunned by this that she just stood there for a few moments, and then she fell like a wood plank to the floor. The falling like a wood plank might have been because I did the weird ninja thing and knocked her out, but yeah.

Anyway, I pulled a large bag out of the large bag I was carrying already, except the one I pulled out was a body bag. I grabbed a pen out of the original bag I was carrying and poked some holes in the black body bag. I didn't want her to die, I wasn't that cruel. Besides, it would have been kind of weird, killing myself.

A/N

Looney tunes music plays in background.

Iggy, In a porky pig accent- th-that's all f-for now f-folks

Me- R&R!