Once Upon A Time In A Fangirls Dream

Chapter One

Abbi and Jackie walk into Hurds arguing over what they're gonna get when they stop dead in their tracks. There standing in front of them at the checkout counter, are Sam, Dean, Castiel.

"Oh my God! You guys star in Supernatural!" Jackie exclaims with a bright smile, but since it's Jackie it looks manic.

Jared, Jensen and Misha all have identical looks of horror and panic on their faces.

"Don't worry we're not crazy fans." Abbi says placating.

"Crazy yes. But unless you were actually THEM, we're not gonna do anything." Jackie adds.

"Really?" Jared asks somewhat in disbelief with a child like hopeful look on his face.

"Yup." Abbi says popping the 'p', then turns to Jackie and finishes their argument, frustrated, "Ice cream then if I can't have pop."

Jackie seems to mull it over for a moment before reluctantly agreeing, "Okay. Fine."

Abbi snorts and turns away towards the ice cream freezers, like Jackie would ever say no to ice cream. The few things in the world that are absolute are one, the sky's blue. Two, the sun's bright. Three, Jackie can never EVER say no to ice cream, pie or honey. And four, Bert and Ernie are gay.

"Wow you're actually normal fans." Jared says in awe. "Do you read or write fan fiction?" He asks in apprehension, not sure if he wants to know the answer.

"Yes but nothing Wincest cause that's just eww... Unless they make Sam and Dean not brothers then that's okay." Abbi says.

"Abbi writes some stories but only after I bug her enough and drive her insane. I'm her muse, I've never been a muse before." Jackie says in her 'I'm high but not really' voice.

"She's got her own dress and everything. But I write only short one page comedy dribbles. I can't actually write any decent plot." Abbi says with a self-deprecating shrug and a rueful smile.

"Yeah? What do you write about?" Misha asks curious.

"She turned Sam into a girl." Jackie says with evil glee.

"A girl?" Jared asks not sure whether to be offended or not.

"If it makes you feel any better she was hot." Abbi says soothingly. "And I made Dean struck out and Bobby get molested by jailbait." She adds sheepishly.

Misha just busts out laughing, the boys jaws have dropped open, and asks, "What did you do to Castiel?"

"Unfortunately Cas was God at the time so nothing." Abbi says matter-of-factly, "But if he was there I would have turned him into...well a whore." She adds sheepishly.

Jensen just lifts an eyebrow visibly trying to hold back his smirk and looks at Misha with an 'I told ya so' look. Misha just looks like a kicked puppy.

"If it makes you feel any better it's all because of a witch." Jackie adds soothingly, raising her arms in a 'do you need a hug' gesture, which revels the T-shirt under her jacket. It says,

WARNING: Trickster

Do Not Be Fooled By

The Cuteness!

"Oh Richard would LOVE that." Jensen comments drolly. Just then guess who walks in, none other that Richard himself, "Son of a bitch, speak of the Devil." He says shaking his head in disbelief.

"Haha Oh My God! That's perfect!" Abbi laughs.

Jackie just gives her evil laugh and asks, "Which was your favorite prank done by Gabriel?"

"Umm I don't know..." Richard says looking thoughtful

"The alligator one was good. Or oh! The slow dancing alien one!". Abbi says excitedly.

"Oh oh no! The one where Dean dies over and over again!" Jackie says with evil glee.

"Fan girls hated that one." Jensen says pouting slightly.

The girls' just ignore him, too wrapped up in their discussion.

"Yeah!" Abbi agrees with enthusiasm, her eyes growing big, "Oh my God I love it when he dies because of a taco!"

"Or shaving! Or the car!" Jackie adds, nearly squealing.

"Wasn't there a piano?"

"Yeah I think so...or maybe it was a safe?"

Abbi just shrugs, "It was just classic. Oh! Did Sam ever shoot him? I remember the thing with the ax."

"Maybe. I sure would have. I mean all that pent up frustration..." Jackie says thoughtfully.

"Oh thanks!" Abbi says sardonically.

"These are my people." Richard exclaims happily with his arms spread out to indicate the girls.

Abbi looks over at the guys then and notice the looks on their faces. It's the 'okay back away slowly from the crazy people, and don't break eye contact' look.

"We know what you're thinking but we're not dangerous!" Abbi says placating.

"Well not dangerous to most people." Jackie adds thoughtfully. Abbi just gives her a 'you're an idiot' look.

"You know you're crazy right?" Misha asks.

The girls share a look, then say, "Certifiable."

"Good just so you know that." Misha says jokingly.

"Sooo..." Richard claps his hands, and like a light bulb going on Jackie asks, "Why are you here?"

"We're doing an episode in Cleveland, we're just passing through." Jensen answers.

"Yeah, but why's Richard here? Unless you're bringing Gabriel back!" Jackie asks practically bouncing up and down.

"Uhh...we can't tell you anything, sorry." Jared says evasively with an apologetic smile.

"Okay, whatever. But you keep killing off all the fun characters, like Gabriel." Abbi says.

"And Balthazar." Jackie adds. And of course you'll never guess who walks in after she said that, none other than Sebastian Roché.

"You've got to be friggin' kidding me!" Jensen exclaims.

"What?" Sebastian asks confused.

"Wow you're tall." Abbi proclaims looking up.

"And thin." Jackie adds.

Sebastian gets an uncomfortable look on his face.

"Don't worry it's meant to be a compliment." Jackie hurries to reassure him.

"Umm…thank you?" Sebastian says uncertainly. "Umm…I like your shirt."

"Thank you!" Jackie says eyes wide, "I got it made. Along with one that says 'Personal Demon.' one that says 'Don't Blink!' and another that says 'The Angels Have The Blue Box…I Think It's A Political Statement.'"

Everyone just looks confused.

"The first one is my nickname for her," Abbi explains, "the others are quotes from 'Doctor Who.'"

They still look blank.

"Doctor Who? You know British, running, aliens…really great hair?" Abbi tries.

"Really, really great hair." Jackie adds wistfully.

...

"What would happen if we just randomly started saying actors names, would they appear?" Jackie asks, and before she can get an answer exclaims, "Joe!"

Abbi gives her an 'are you kidding me look' mixed with an 'you are an idiot look'.

The door jingles and Alona Tal enters.

Abbi and Jackie just stand there blinking.

Jackie snaps her fingers and exclaims, "Ha! I'm God!" and spreads her arms out wide.

"You are not God Jackie." Abbi says with an ever-suffering look, speaking slowly as if to a child.

"Fine! Then I am AWESOM! 'Cuz I've said all their names today and bam! They're here! In the middle of friggin' nowhere! In OHIO noless! I could understand if we met them somewhere like Texas, because it's Texas. But Cleveland, Ohio? It's just not realistic!"

"And you being God is?" Abbi answers sarcastically.

"I didn't say I was THE God. I just said I was God." Jackie explains calmly, "I could be Greek or Roman or preferably Norse. Like a female version of Loki!" She says excitedly with a crazed look in her eye.

"Sure sweetie." Abbi says sweetly, patting her arm placating, like one would a crazy person, "You can be whatever you want, sweetie."

"Don't patronize me!" Jackie says incredulously.

"Oh very good sweetie! Using big words! Aren't you just a big girl!" Abbi coos mockingly.

Jackie points a finger in Abbi's face, "I dare you to try that again one more time. You think this is crazy? I'll show you crazy."

Abbi puts her hands up in a surrendering motion, backing away slowly, never breaking eye contact. But of course because she's a sister, and she might be slightly suicidal, she couldn't stop herself. Before she could think about it she says, "Down Fido." Then promptly runs away screaming, "There are witnesses!"

"That can be easily taken care of!" Jackie yells back.

"Homicidal Bitch!" Abbi replies.

"I'm not paying for your candy!" Jackie threatens.

Abbi stops and gives Jackie a look and says, "…I have my own card."

"…Damn." Jackie mumbles in response.

At the look on Jackie's face they couldn't hide their smiles behind their hands anymore, and the entire Supernatural cast bust out laughing.

"Are we on hidden camera, or something? This just doesn't happen." Alone says while trying to catch her breath.

"She had spicy food this morning." Abbi says in explanation.

"And she got to sleep till 12." Jackie adds.

"Are you two twins?" Alona asks.

"I'm older." Abbi says.

"I'm taller." Jackie replies smugly.

"By an inch!" Abbi yells, holding up her thumb and forefinger to indicate the measurement.

"Still taller." Jackie singsongs.

Abbi just gives her a very special, custom-made bitchface ™, created by Abbi when she was three and Jackie was born. It basically says, 'you are the bane of my existence, I hate your existence and the very idea of you existence. Yet somehow I remain by your side, and therefore am insane.'

From somewhere behind the girls a man comes and puts his arms around their shoulders, "Can you act?" he asks without preamble.

Abbi and Jackie share a look, and then duck out from under the guy's arms. They turn around, cross their arms over their chests and give him a 'death to you' glare.

"Why?" Jackie asks, narrowing her eyes in suspicion.

"I want you to be in an episode." He answers. The other cast members look like their jaws want to jump off their faces and dance.

"I can't act." Jackie answers curtly.

"Doesn't matter, just be yourselves. Anyway give the boys your contact info. I've got to run." With that he walks out the door, Richard and Sebastian follow.

Jackie turns to Abbi uncertainly and says, "Umm…"

Abbi snorts, "Don't look at me. I can act. You? You laugh when I even think about tickling you." So saying Jackie bursts into laughter, "See?" Abbi asks.

"Stop it! That's not fair!" Jackie whines.

Abbi rolls her eyes, "Why are you going to do a scene in Cleveland anyway?" Abbi asks, trying to change the subject.

"Well you know…Cleveland's…nice." Jensen says haltingly.

"It's hell." The sisters reply.

"Yeah." Jared, Jensen, and Misha agree.

"Hmmm…then I guess that does make sense." Abbi nods her head thoughtfully.

NOTE: The author (me) has no prejudice against wincest, has no idea whether there are crazed Supernatural fans or not (if there were I would be one of them), and has no clue whether her representation of Jared, Jensen, Misha, etc. is accurate or not. XD.