Total Drama Mallet Island

AN: This is my first fanfiction. A Total Drama/Devil May Cry crossover. Part one of six stories(there's a prequel, but I don't know when I'll get to it. It's called Devil May Cry: The Burromuerto File. It takes place two years after Devil May Cry 3, seven years before this story, on Dante and Vergil's twenty-first birthday). Anyway, this story takes place during the end events of Devil May Cry 1(Dante's final fight against Mundus(which will not be retold)and afterwards), the final challenge of Total Drama Island and the special episode, Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island(the characters are wearing their usual outfits until I specify otherwise, and/or when I need to slowly introduce characters(I only do this sometimes). Before the show even began, Ezekiel and Trent were killed. Taking their places are Sierra and Alejandro Burromuerto of Total Drama World Tour. Oh yeah, Mike+personalities and Zoey of Revenge Of The Island/All Stars also appears here.

Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama(Property of Teletoon/Fresh TV)or Devil May Cry(Property of Capcom).

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Story starts now!

Chapter 1: The Final Challenge

[Total Drama theme song]

[Song end]

After all was said and done, then there were two. The Fun Tub Party Guy Owen, and The Gothic Loner Gwen. "Wake up, survivors!", was the loudspeaker-amplified call of The Host With The Most, Chris McLean. But, before we get to that, let's see what our survivors' dreams were all about...

Owen's dream...

He saw a lush, green field filled with every edible thing in the world. "Food! "Woohoo!", Owen exclaimed in joy. He runs and eats everything in his path at the same time. "Papa's calling, buddies! "No time to waste!", is what he said but it sounded more like, "Om nom nom nom, nom nom! "Om nom nom nom!". In the process, he created a pathway. On said pathway, he stopped for a moment, looked as far forward as he could, and saw the only thing he liked besides food, The Psycho Hose Beast Izzy. Then, just before he resumes eating to get to her, she appears in front of him by ninja smoke cloud...

But unfortunately, Chris had awoken him. He sat up, only to break the bed frame he was laying on, falling to the ground.

Confessional - Owen:

"It's been a month and no one's brought in steel bed frames yet? "I mean, if this keeps up...hehe...". He farts so bad, even he passed out.

Confessional end

After picking himself up, he ran out of the cabin so fast he broke through the door, leaving behind only the frame. "I'm-a coming, money!", was his yell. Okay, now to what Gwen was dreaming about...

Gwen's dream...

At night. A graveyard. Rain. Thunder. After a few cabs, Gwen finally arrived. Seeing the caretaker at the gate, she asks, "May I...". The caretaker, dressed in formal black shoes, black trousers, a black sweatshirt, a black leather trench coat and a black bowler hat, raises his hand and interrupts, "You may. "He still means a lot to you. "Hell, even a blind man can see that.". Gwen smiles humorlessly and says, "Thanks. "Again.". The caretaker shrugs, opens the gates and stands in front of the left one, taking out a cigarette then lighting it. "I know I said that I'll quit, honey, but I guess I'm too far gone...", he mutters before taking a drag. Anyway, after walking through many pathways of tombstones, she finds the tombstone she sought. It reads. 'Trent Anderson. 'The Cool Musician. 'A son, a brother, and a boyfriend(Gwen half-smiled at that). 'May you find peace in your rest. 'More than just a memory, you'll always be. '1993-2009'. "Trent", she began. "I miss you...I miss what we had...I need you...I can't live like this...it's unbearable...I know this is selfish but...dammit! "You shouldn't have died!". She drops her head, teardrops falling from her eyes. "Hey, everything will be alright, Gwen.", a voice says right behind her. She spins around. "Who said tha...oh. "Hey Cody, what are you doing here?", she greets after seeing who spoke. Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson The(perverted yet respectful and honorable)Tech Geek, walks up next to Gwen, then asks. "Guess there's no such thing as last respects, huh?". Gwen was about to reply...

But Chris' call woke her up. She freshens up for a few minutes then runs out of the cabin. "Looks like Owen doesn't sleep heavy anymore...", she mutters, smiling upon seeing the door frame sans door.

Upon reaching the rendezvous point(the foot of a bridge), Chris then starts, "Welcome! "To the final challenge of Total. "Drama. "Island!". "Get on with it already!", Gwen snaps. "Seriously, I'm losing sleep! "In fact, here's a case in point!", she points to Owen, who's laying on his back, snoring heavily. Chris then shouts. "Will you just shut up?! "I do MY job!". Owen wakes up as a result, blinking, to see Gwen glaring at Chris, who just sighed. "Welcome back, Owen.", he says. Owen looks around, then asks, "What the heck happened? "Last thing I know...". "Zip it, big guy! "We're on a schedule here!, Chris exclaims, Owen makes the 'zip' motion across his lips. "Atta-boy.", Chris tells him. He continues, "Now, seeing as gothy here...". Gwen intensifies her glare. "...is in a hurry, which I sincerely do NOT recommend, even though we seemingly agree somehow, guess I'll just cut to the chase, emphasis on chase. "Haha. "For the grand prize of One. "Miiiiilllllion. "Dolllllars...the challenge works like this: there are two items on the island that needs to be placed in their proper positions. "A pair of gloves named Ifrit can be located in the cathedral, a place which I have never...even...noticed. "GOOD GOING INTERNS! "Gosh, can't somebody improve service delivery around here?! "Anyway, in the garden, another place I missed thanks to those interns...". He glares at the cameraman. "There's a sword named Alastor. "Now, the challenge requires either of you to grab any one of the two items and swop their places. "First one to get their item to its correct place...wins. "Hey intern!". Owen interjects, "Wait, I thought you didn't like them!". Chris replies, "Some come through, others...uhm...don't. "Hehe." "Anyway, bring a coin!", Chris then yells out. Sure enough, within thirty seconds, an out of breath intern appears and gives Chris a nickel. Chris looks at it for a minute. He then says, "Fine, guess this'll have to do. "Okay, choose a side. "Alastor is heads and Ifrit is tails." "Tails", Gwen says in a bored tone. Chris sighs and asks her, "Do you have to be such a spoilsport? "Anyway, that makes Owen heads. "You know what to do, right? "Now GO!", Chris shouts to commence the final challenge. He pockets the nickel, saying, "Guess I didn't need this after all...oh, and the items are replicas, not that they need to know. "Hahahaha..."

Confessional - Chris:

"Well, whaddya know? "Gothy and I are on the same page..."

Confessional end

At the Playa Des Losers...nah, we'll get there in a bit.

Back to the challenge...

After shaking hands in a show of sportsmanship, Gwen and Owen ran to opposite directions, Gwen going to the cathedral to get Ifrit while Owen 'attempted' to go to the garden to get Alastor. For about twenty minutes, they both get lost. Understandable, considering that the island entered its Mirror World phase...again(in Devil May Cry 1, when the island goes Mirror World, everything becomes reversed. The island layout, nature, you name it). Anyway, let's see how Gwen is doing...

Gwen's progress...

"Dammit!", she pants, stopping to catch a breath. "Is it just me, or is this damn island changing?! "Can't stop now, Gwen...gotta move it or lose it. "That's IF I'm able to FIND that...cathedral...should have went with mom and my brother to church when they offered!". While running, she sees a white building. "Bingo!", she cheers. "Well, this better be the place...". She enters the building slowly, and looks around. there are many rows of benches, the walls have arch-like window frames(but no windows), the ceiling has a multicolor window scheme, and at the end, she sees a winged glass pattern with the same color scheme as the ceiling. Below that, she sees the pulpit upon where Ifrit lies. She runs up to it, grabs Ifrit and leaves the cathedral running. "Got it!", Gwen mutters.

Confessional - Gwen:

"What a stroke of luck. "So, Ifrit is actually a pair of gauntlets? "My brother would love these..."

Confessional end

Owen's progress...

"This place is freaking me out!", Owen shouts in horror. "Wish there was some sort of a distraction from the heebie-jeebies I'm getting...". He gets to a courtyard, but experiences something strange. "I don't understand...the sun's out, but I'm getting colder...", he says worriedly, hugging himself for warmth. "My gosh! "This is terrible!", he yells dramatically, seeing the plantlife dying and the grass turning brown at a quick rate. Leaving the courtyard, he runs around in circles until he gets back to the bridge. Chris, who's still standing there, irritably asks, "Where is the sword?". "Gotta cross that...rickety...dangerous...bridge. "OH GOD I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIIE!", was Owen's terrified reply before running on the bridge to the other side, which collapsed to the sea step by step. Back to where Chris is, Chef Hatchet The Scary Chef, dressed in a purple priestly robe, walks over to Chris and asks, "What the hell did I just see?! "You wanna have the kid's death rest on yo conscience man?!". Ten second silence. Chris shrugs, then replies, "Meh, they've gotten this far. "What's gonna stop...

The island starts shaking, signs of an earthquake. Let's look at Gwen's progress again...

"An earthquake? "Already? "Okay, I know the weather's been strange lately...either something's up with this island, or Chris wasn't lying about his net worth.", Gwen muses while running back to the rendezvous point.

Confessional - Gwen:

"What? "There weren't any analogies left!"

Confessional end

On the way back, she sees Owen on the other side of the...hole. "He ran the bridge down?", she asks herself. She gets to Chris and Chef, panting heavily. Chris looks at her and asks loudly," Why aren't you going to the garden?!" "The garden is on the other side of where the bridge used to be!", she shot back. The three look past the hole and see Owen holding the Alastor sword across his back. "Hi...", he greets sheepishly. "How do I get over?"