"Hi I'm Austin Moon derp derp derp." said Austin as he began to play his toy guitar. The blonde idiot then proceeded to start eating his guitar, and then began to choke.

"ALLY! HELP ME! DERP DERP DERP!" yelled Derpstin as he derped for help.

"Ah you motherfucker, you tried to eat your guitar?" disappointedly asked Ally

"Yeah, I pee-pee on the piano with me wee-wee derp derp." stated Austin as he began to fondle his nipples.

"That's it no more crack for you." stated Ally as she took away his favorite crackpipe.

"NOOOO! MY CRACKPIPE! DERP DERP DERP" yelled Derpenstein Austin as he reached for his crack-pipe. But just the Ally pulled out her trusty sawed-off shotgun and blasted the turd's head off.

"Ah hell, look what you made me do. Oh well I guess I'll go fuck Dez now." said Ally cleaning her shotgun. Once she finished Trish walked in on the murder scene and began to blab on about some old dumb shit as usual.

"Guess who just got a job at th-" said Trish before Ally shot her as well.

"Shut the fuck up." replied Ally as she walked away from the bodies. Ally later saw Dez at a clothing store and took him upstairs. They went into a office and Ally locked the door.

"What's going on Ally?" questioned Dez as he become aroused.

"Just shut up and fuck me Dez." said Ally as she forcefully unzipped Dez's pants, Ally then layed Dez down on a office desk and began to ride that cock like a cowgirl. While she was getting some action Ally explained to Dez how she killed Derpstin and Trish. Ally was enjoying herself as Dez's dick grew harder inside her.

"You killed both of them? Oh well, I guess Team Austin is no more." replied Dez as Ally continued to ride him. Somebody walked in on the two teens fucking in their office but quickly scurried away as Ally pointed her shotgun at the door.

"That's so fucking hot." commented Dez as Ally put away her shotgun.

"Just shut up and fuck me harder." demand Ally with a smile, she enjoying herself more knowing that Dez did not give a single fuck about Austin or Trish being dead. They had sex all day and spent the rest of there live fucking each other and killing people.

The End

Oh and Austin's body was put into a port-a-potty cuz no one wanted it, while Trish recieved a proper burial.

Now The End.

Once again. Fuck Austin