Attack of the Weasel or Ferret Thing!

by chibbi-rock-star

Naruto and Sasuke are accidently involved in the mutation of Naruto's knew pet! Just know that they are both on extreme sugar highs during this so there is no doubt going to be some serious stupidness from both Naruto AND Serious old Sasuke.

HI…er… how ya doin? Groovy…. so uh yeah here enjoy! .

"SASUKE, SASUKE LOOK! LOOK!" Naruto shouted into the pink phone next to his bed. " OOOOOOH IT"S PRETTY! LOOOOOK!"

Sasuke sighed from the other end of the line. "Naruto you slab of idiot, I can't look I can't see you if your on the phone!"

There was silence on the line but then Sasuke jumped. "PUDDING!" Naruto shouted. "GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT?"

Sasuke clutching his aching head. "What!" He said, squeezing the yellow stress ball he had picked up from the counter.

"I found a magic treasure in the cereal and it rocks my socks! Come over and see the AWESOME AWESOMENESS OF DOOOOOOOOM!"

"Naruto?" Sasuke asked, pinching the ball so hard sand began to pour from it. "Have you been chugging pixy sticks while watching Invader Zim again?"

"Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have! Sure have!´

" NARUTO SHUT UP I'LL BE OVER IN A MINUTE!"

Sasuke opened the door to see a dazed looking Naruto sitting in the chair with pixy stix tubes littering the ground. "Ummm Naruto. I think you should go try to take a nap. I'll clean up your house, just calm down and-" Sasuke paused as a furry creature wobbled over to Sasuke. "Naruto?"

Yessir?

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING THAT'S HUMPING MY LEG?" Sasuke shook it off and it soared through the air before slamming into a wall.

"Hmmmm," Said Naruto, his tongue out to one side of his mouth. " I don't really know. It's either a weasel or a ferret or a really long gerbil but I found him at the bottom of Sakura's garbage can eating a leftover ramen bowl. It was love at first site,…well atleast after he peed in my mouth but I think that's a sign of affection for little Sasuke Jr." \

"wait Sasuke Jr?" Sasuke said, staring at the motionless lump of fur on the floor. "And why were you in Sakura's garbage?"

Naruto immediately changed the subject. " Do ya want some pie! I made it MYSELF!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Oh whatever." Sasuke peered at the slab of pie that Naruto had just handed him. The brust was a light green color with patches of brown and the inside was filled with pixy stick sugar.

"I'VE ALREADY GONE THROUGH 8 PIECES OF THE PIEY GOODNESS OF YUMMINESS! DIG IN!"

Usually Sasuke didn't care if he declined and hurt Naruto's feelings but instead he decided to take a bite of the gruesome slab of funk. The feeling in Sasuke's mouth after he took a bite was both crunchy and mushy but soon he found himself reaching for another piece and another and another and another all while Naruto watches with a stupid grin smeared across his face.

" Wow Naruto this is good! Really good!" Sasuke said, helping himself for another piece. But the worst was just about to come for Sasuke for ten minutes later he began to feel just as dazed and happy as Naruto.

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