A/N: Usual Disclaimer, I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters or anything to do with JK Rowling or her affiliates. I'm just having fun.
Snape Of You
In the dungeon is where I'll find him so trust me when I say I gotta go
In the back of the class at the table he starts to question me about what I know
Come over and start up a conversation with just me
And it strikes me he'll give me a chance now
Detention! And just like J-man I'm gonna take off Snivelly's pants
And I'm singing like
Boomslang skin and lacewing flies
Your love is what I'm concocting
Come on, boy, I'll make you see
You make me crazy, forget Lily
Say girl, no need to talk so much
No time to waste I'll use legilimancy
Come on now follow my lead
I'll give you just what you need
I'm in love with the Snape of you
Don't care if you use shampoo
Brewing potions is what we do
I'm in love with somebody
Last night in your classroom
We did something that we shouldn't do
You know he's Dumble's man through and through
I'm in love with somebody
Oh - I oh - I oh - I oh - I
I'm in love with somebody
Oh - I oh - I oh - I oh - I
I'm in love with somebody
Oh - I oh - I oh - I oh - I
I'm in love with somebody
Then he taught me something so brand new
I'm in love with the Snape of you
My Dark Prince is his mum Madame Pince?
Well I'm telling you I don't know
Why you acting shifty? You let nobody see
Give 'em a curse when they make you a joke
You've been up for hours and hours, keeping Voldemort from his powers, and so I'm asking if you're doing OK
You and me getting nasty, is this really happening?
So intoxicating he's making me sway
And I'm singing like
Boomslang skin and lacewing flies
Your love is what I'm concocting
Come on, boy, I'll make you see
You make me crazy, forget Lily
Say girl, no need to talk so much
No time to waste I'll use legilimancy
Come on now follow my lead
I'll give you just what you need
I'm in love with the Snape of you
Don't care if you use shampoo
Brewing potions is what we do
I'm in love with somebody
Last night in your classroom
We did something that we shouldn't do
You know he's Dumble's man through and through
I'm in love with somebody
Oh - I oh - I oh - I oh - I
I'm in love with somebody
Oh - I oh - I oh - I oh - I
I'm in love with somebody
Oh - I oh - I oh - I oh - I
I'm in love with somebody
He's the bravest man I ever knew
I'm in love with the Snape of you
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
I'm in love with the Snape of you
Don't care if you use shampoo
Brewing potions is what we do
I'm in love with somebody
Last night in your classroom
We did something that we shouldn't do
You know he's Dumble's man through and through
I'm in love with somebody
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
I'm in love with somebody
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
I'm in love with somebody
Come on be my Snape be - come on
Come on be my Snape be - come on
I'm in love with somebody
Every day I'm telling you his heart is true
I'm in love with the Snape of you