Hi there! Just a note from your favorite Authoress (not really but still…) I will continue my other stories. I might take them off, edit, and repost them, but I will be continuing Wolf Alchemist, Coyote Cries, and Dipstix Brigade. But for now, enjoy my newest story, Hyena Horrors! (oh and soon I might be adding a Saiyuki fic but I don't know what it'll be called) Please read and tell me watcha think.

Chapter 1: Not The Freezer!

Yusuke lay tangled in his blankets on his bed, dreaming of killing demons and eating cake. Which was why he was chewing on his pillow. His blinds were closed, the door was closed and locked and his alarm clock was unplugged and in the waste basket. There was nothing on earth that could ruin his day off.

Outside Yusuke's door, a young hyena demon called Kaijyu and Kuwabara were picking his lock. Okay, so Kaijyu was picking the lock and Kuwabara was impatiently urging her to hurry up. The lock clicked and Kaijyu pushed the door open mock bowing and tossing the bobby pin she had used down the hall. The two stepped back to the wall and on Kaijyu's count, they raced into Yusuke's room. Kuwabara threw open the blinds and Kaijyu immediately pounced on Yusuke.

"YUSI!" Kaijyu screamed, "Time ta get up! Kurama's cookin' and Hiei's killin' butterflies!"

Yusuke sat up and grabbed one Kai's large dark brown ears. She yelped as he held her down.

"KURAMA! YUSUKE'S BEING MEAN TO ME!" She yelled as Kuwabara ran screaming from the room.

"SHUT UP! I AM NOT!" He yelled back at her.

"THEN WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?" Kaijyu whined, fake crying.

"I'M NOT YELL- I'm not yelling at you." Yusuke said letting go of Kaijyu's ear.

Kaijyu quickly got up and scrambled to the door. "Well, Kurama says its time to get up."

"Since when did he become my mother…" he muttered as Kaijyu zipped downstairs, her short hyena tail wagging a mile a minute.

Yusuke grumble a colorful string of curses to himself and rolled out of bed. He yawned once, stretched twice and pulled on a pair of blue jeans. He looked around his room and sighed grabbing a white t-shirt and heading downstairs.

In the kitchen he found Kaijyu and Kuwabara arguing over which video game was better, Kurama cooking and Hiei looking like he was trying hard not to kill them all. Yusuke walked over to the fridge and pulled out a carton of milk and drinking from the jug. Kaijyu stopped arguing and looked at him in disgust.

"You sicken me sometimes…" She said to him making a face.

Yusuke turn to her after putting the milk back. He just rolled his eyes and looked over at Kurama who was busy pulling muffins from the oven. Hiei yawned out of boredom. Kaijyu grabbed a muffin and began to chow down on it. Yusuke did the same after practically killing Kuwabara for the muffin he wanted.

"Hey Urameshi! That was mine!"

"I didn't see your name on it you jackass!"

"How the hell do you put your name on a muffin?"

"If there was any left, I'd show you!" Yusuke growled.

"Here. Show me." Kuwabara said throwing another muffin at Yusuke.

Getting annoyed, Kaijyu grabbed a pen and then took the muffin from Yusuke. She scrawled her name on it and showed it to Kuwabara.

"Like that." She said stuffing the muffin into her mouth.

Kurama just smiled at her and continued eating his muffin. Hiei sighed.

Three…

Two…

One. He thought pointing at the door.

Suddenly the door burst open and in bounced Boton. Koenma followed closely behind her rubbing the sleep from his eyes. One look at the arguing threesome around the kitchen island was enough to make anyone regret getting out of bed. Boton sighed and went to open the freezer door.

"Boton no!" Kaijyu yelled.

Too late. Boton opened the freezer door and gasped at what fell out.

ok, i hope ya'll liked that, i'll try to keep this one going, continue Dipstix, W.A. and repost C.C. laters all!