Hundreds of years from now, the universe's greatest bounty hunter, Han Solo, is on his way to complete a job for Jobba the Hutt. He races through the stars in the Millennium Falcon. It's not new or fancy, but it will do, Han thinks.
Han lands on Alderaan. He and Chewie carry their cargo off of the ship to deliver it to the client, Taska the Hutt.
"This must be my delivery! It is nice to meet you…"
"Solo…Han Solo," he replied. "And this here is Chewie, my pet Chewbacca."
"Augghgghhhffgh!" said the Chewbacca.
"Sorry, I don't understand this creature. Thank you for the delivery. Just take this medallion back to Jobba and your work is complete."
"Rightio!" said Han and he got back on the Millennium Falcon to drive back to Jobba at the other end of space.
Halfway to the planet they were going, they were intercepted by an AT-AT and an epic space battle followed! Han fired lasers at it, but the AT-AT did a barrel roll and dodged the blasts, returning the fire with different colored lasers. The Millennium Falcon looped around and hit the AT-AT right in its fusion core, exploding it into a giant fireball.
Han Solo thought of the likely scene of the AT-AT pilot burning alive and smiled. He was probably working for Darth Vader and deserved it. Jerk.
The Millennium Falcon entered a portal to its destination.
Parking at the Jobba fortress, Chewie and Han skipped down the ramp to meet Jobba.
"Greetings!" chimed Jobba, who is really fat. "I hope you have my necklace."
"I sure do," said Han. "Chewie, give the man his necklace."
Chewie dropped the ornate necklace into Jobba's outstretched hand.
"Good boy!" exclaimed Han, and he tossed Chewie a Chewbacca-snack.
"And your payment, as discussed," replied Jobba, as he gave Chewie a data crystal, "the current coordinates of the Death Star."
Han thanked Jobba and he and Chewie left the fortress.
On the way to the Death Star, Han had a video conversation with Anakin about his progress. "I assure you, my dear friend, that Darth Vader won't live to see another day! Tell your parents Luke and Leia that the reign of the Empire is at an end!"
On the way, Han notices the telltale X-shape of the dreaded TIE-Fighter ships, but manages to steer clear from their radar.
They land the Millennium Falcon on the Death Star and make their way to the cockpit to find the Emperor Darth Vader.
Darth Vader begins to force Choke Han when he walks into the room. Han, clutching his throat, is dropped when Chewie moves to attack Vader, who knocks Chewie down with a fireball.
While Vader recovered from attacking Chewie, Han drew his dual lightsabers and cut Darth Vader's head off as he twirled in a 360 motion..
Chewie patted out a small fire in his fur.
"Good work, Chewie! Now let's go relax and ride surfboards on Tattooine with Obi-Wan!"
"Augghgghhhffgh!" said the Chewbacca.
THE END.