It's sort of a drabble.. 152 words, not including this intro thing. My sister and I came up with it at a DSW, at which I was looking for combat boots and couldn't find anything like them...and Amanda found these...um...very not combat boots. Anyway: it's not wonderful, and it's not long, but I was bitten by a plot bunny, and wanted to see what I came up with. So...
"Major?"
Sam Carter looked at her superior officer. "Yes, Colonel?" she asked innocently—too innocently.
"What…are you wearing?"
She looked down at her body. "Um…BDUs, sir?"
Jack nodded, staring at her feet. "Yes, blue BDUs."
"Um, yes sir."
"But…what's on your feet?"
The major looked down at her feet, and lifted one a few inches. "Oh, these," she said happily. They were both looking at her shoes now, which were scarily white and shiny, and must have gone halfway up her thighs. The heels were probably four inches. "These are combat boots, sir!" She grinned happily, put her foot down, and looked at him.
Jack blinked. "Excuse me?" he asked incredulously.
Sam grinned again, and walked away.
Jack woke suddenly, and thought, what the hell was that? He shook his head, unaware that at her house, his second in command was sitting on her floor, staring at some tall, shiny, white shoes.