Got the Urge?
It didn't happen often but when it did, Yuffie usually suffered nosebleeds from it.
One wintry morning, Yuffie decided to brave leaving the sanctuary of her wonderfully warm bed and journey to the kitchen for food and hot chocolate. Having the bedroom at the end of the hall, she naturally had to pass everyone else's bedrooms on her way pass. It was a normal occurrence to hear soft humming from Aerith's room, thoughtful mutterings from Merlin's, cuss-filled grunts from Cid's and moans from Leon's….
Moans from Leon's?
Yuffie quickly backed up and pressed her ear to the door.
"Mmmmm, Cloud…"
"I know Leon."
Yuffie's eyes lit up as she bit down on the inside of her cheek to keep from squealing. They were doing it! Honest to goodness man sex! Oh why didn't she install spy cameras in their bedrooms? Oh god, why?!
Another low moan from Leon had her clamping her hands over her mouth as a giggle bubbled in her throat. Leon and Cloud! Her fondest dream had come true; the two hottest men in Radiant Garden were screwing each other and she was privy to listening in. Oh, the honour of it all…but why couldn't it come with a view?
View or not, very graphic images ran through her mind of the pair in various positions. It all every ounce of willpower she had to hold back a nosebleed and not pass out from sheer delight.
A few well placed moans later, Yuffie realised she was denying others the right to this rare treat by not telling them. As hot as listening in was, what was she doing standing still for? She had to inform the masses…or at least Tifa; Tifa liked her yaoi too. Without another thought she hurried downstairs as quietly as she could, eager to spread the happy news, a happy little giggle drifting after her.
Seconds after her footsteps died out in the hallway, Leon's door open and two heads peeked out. Hearing a telltale fangirlish squeal a moment later they looked at each other and smirked.
Leon straightened up and ran a hand through his wet hair. "Told you she'd fall for it."
Cloud snorted softly and eyed the shampoo bottle in his hand with doubt. "I still don't see the appeal in this product."
"Then you've never watched television." Leon snickered quietly, strutting back into his room. "C'mon, my hair needs conditioning too. Tifa will be her to listen in on that."
Sighing, Cloud shook his head. "This is Yuffie's influence on you." He informed the brunet, tossing the shampoo bottle away and picking up the conditioner.
It didn't happen often, but when Leon did feel mischievous, Yuffie always suffered jumping to conclusions from it.
End
lol, my friends and I were discussing old TV ads and the Herbal Essence one has always made us laugh, my friend intimated in the middle of Starbucks and people did a double-take at that so yea, inspiration struck.
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