Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter (which belongs to J.K. Rowling) or My Immortal (which belongs to Tara Gilesbie).
Hello, everyone. I'm sure it's been done before, and I'm sure it breaks several rules, but I've decided to rewrite Tara's infamous Harry Potter fan fiction, My Immortal. This is just for the lols, so reviews are completely optional. The first thing that needs rewriting is the title, making it relevant to the rest of the story. So, please, get ready for…
Ebony's Diary
Dear Diary,
My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. I'm perfectly happy with the name, including the "Dementia" part. The name was bestowed upon me by my parents, and I am willing to accept their insanity, and the name is the only way I can remember them.
About myself.
My hair is a dark black (ebony, actually!). I dyed purple streaks and red tips into it, and I let it grow long. My parents and I were attacked by vampires. They died, but I survived as a vampire. This gave me enough magic to be considered a witch, and so I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
I'll admit that I like to embrace my status as a vampire's victim. I like to dress the part as much as I can. While I do have to wear the school robes, I make sure to dress my face with dark make-up. This is a practical habit, as well as ornamental. If I wear more makeup on my skin, I won't be burned so quickly by the sun.
Although, today I didn't have much to worry about, as there was a wet snow falling all day.
Some human witches stared at me very rudely today. Dumbledore has very graciously accepted me as a student, even though I am a vampire. The humans' impertinence irritated me. I flicked them off, but luckily I didn't get caught by a teacher.
I had heard a voice call my name, and at first I thought I might be in trouble, but it was Draco Malfoy! I asked him how he was, but he didn't have much of a response. I wanted to try to get an answer out of him, but my friends called me. I guess I'll have to wait for another day.
Signed,
Ebony