EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
WOODY
VS
ALAN
BEGIN
[WOODY]
ALRIGHT ALAN I'M GANNA LASSO YOU TO THE DEATH
IT ALMOST LIKE YOU FAKE IT WHEN YOU MAKE THE BOARD GAME DECK
IF YOU REALLY LIKE THAT GAME GO BACK TO THE FUTURE
YOU WANNA MAKE A PARADOX THAT MAKES THE FEATURE
YOU FUCK SARAH AFTER MAKING HER PLAY THE GAME
IF YOU WERE IN THE PAST IT JUST WON'T BE THE SAME
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
IT LIKE YOUR BACK FROM THE DEAD ONLY YOUR A SHITTY DEER
[ALAN]
OH STOP IT YOU NO GOOD COWBOY
YOU ALMOST KILL BUZZ AND THAT IS SO JOY
YOU ALSO FUCK BO PEEP WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
WHEN ANDY GOES TO COLLEGE YOU WILL THINK ABOUT DYING
EVEN THOSE I WAS DEAD I AM STILL ALIVE
I WAS NOT TRAPPED IN THE GAME NO ONE REPRISE
CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF A SHITTY MURDERER
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN JUST LIKE EXCALIBUR
[WODDY]
OH FUCK IT UP YOU SON OF A BITCH
WHEN YOUR PLAYING JUMANJI IT A PIECE OF SHIT
NOTHING CAN COMPARE WITH YOUR MOVIE OF ADVENTURE
ACTION AND VIOLENE AND THAT IS GANNA HURT
I MAY BE A TOY BUT I CAN STILL WIN
WHEN I FINISH THIS RAP YOU'LL BE GOING FOR A SPIN
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT BACK TO THE GAME
THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT A COUPLES YEAR TO COME BACK INSANE
[ALAN]
YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART WITH YOUR CRAPPY TOY FRIENDS
I AM BIGGER THAN YOU DON'T EVEN TRY AGAIN
YOUR MOVIE ARE LAME IT FOR BABY YOU FAGGOT
I DON'T CARE IF YOU MAKE IT COMEDY OR TRAGIC
I WILL SOON HUNT YOU DOWN AFTER THIS GAME IS OVER
WHEN I FINISH THIS SONG YOU'LL BE STUCK FOREVER
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I'M LEAVING YOU JERK
I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL AND YOU'LL JUST EAT DIRT
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE