TOTAL DRAMA GRIM
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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All 22 campers didn't know what to make of it...they had arrived...but no
one was their to greet them...when the loudspeakers started up, spewing out
a strange song...they were even more confused...
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THESE FAIRY TALES ARE MUCH TOO CLEAN!
SO DULL AND DRY, A LIFELESS DREAM!
I'LL BREW EM' BLEAK!
I'LL CRAFT EM' DARK!
TO MAKE EM' GRIM AS MY OWN HEART!
MY GUTS FILL UP WITH "PRETTY TALES"!
THEIR PRISSY CUTENESS NEVER FAILS, TO MAKE ME PUKE!
TO LOSE MY WITS!
TO ROT MY TEETH!
AND GIVE ME FITS!
UP THE RANCID, STALE AND FOUL!
DESPISE THE HAPPY ENDING!
GROSS AND NASTY MAKE ME HOWL!
THOUGH THEY MAYBE OFFENDING!
I'M HERE TO TELL TRUE TALES OF BLIGHT!
OF FEAR, AND WOE. BRING BACK THE NIGHT!
I HATE DUMB LUCK! I ADORE UPCHUCK!
MY HUMBLE GOAL IS TO RUN AMUCK!
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Suddenly out of the sky falls the filthiest, ugliest, biggest dwarf anyone had
ever seen! His very presence seemed to distort and befoul the ground around
him! The dwarf gave a little bow. "Greetings, contestants! I'm Grim. And I
shall be your host!" "Wait, I thought our host was going to be a man named
Chris Mclean." Asked a confused Courtney. "Oh, he canceled at the last
minute! Explained Grim. Something about being..."under the weather". Said Grim with a chuckle...
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At that moment, several miles away...a certain ex-TV host was taking his lat
breath as his cinder block shoes kept him under water...
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"-But enough about that! Let's get on with it!" said an impatient Grim. You'll
both be on two teams: Screaming gophers and Killer Bass! I've already posted
who goes where on that bulletin board over there! Everyone looked to see
where they go. And quickly got into place. "But were on separate teams!"
exclaimed Katie seeing she is on the screaming gophers. While Sadie was on
killer bass. Ignoring this, Grim Simply said: "Grab your swimsuits! And meet
me on the cliff! Were going to have the first challenge in 10 minutes!" Grim
cackled with delight as he ran through the forest, causing it to warp corrode as
he did. "W-what's with the tree's?" asked a disturbed Gwen. "Meh, the same
thing happens to me when I fart." Stated an oblivious Owen...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
This is an example of my "Grim Tales" challenge, for info on this and other challenges, go to my profile!
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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