What's the best place to start a story? Most people use the beginning…but then, when you're a Time Lord, it's never that simple. In the Earth year of 1000, 900 and 71, a renegade Time Lord, an alien like me, escaped from our home planet of Gallifrey. As he arrived on a dusty little backwards backwater in Mutter's Spiral called Earth, I was sent ahead, to warn yet another Time Lord, called the Doctor, who was currently in exile on Earth.

After I had delivered my message, I transmatted back to my timeship, a TARDIS…or so, that's what I thought. Turns out, it had been stolen by a corporation, set out to find and hold alien tech. So rather than arriving in my ship, I actually appeared in a field. In Guernsey.

So I was stranded. Helpless. Alone. And that's just the beginning….