The Tales of Jack Sparrow:
Episode 1: Pilot
There is nothing, my dear, quite as satisfying as the wind blowing the open sea into your face. But it of course it is only satisfying up until the point when the sea is forming huge wave that batter your ship about like a splinter of wood. Take right now for instance. Waves continue to bombard the Silver Wasp (My new boat), and everyone at the moment appears to be holding on for dear life. Mr. Gibbs is trying to secure things to the ship, but the water just washes it all away. It is rather amusing to watch him scramble across the deck to secure one cannon, only to find out that the previous cannon is rolling across the ship. Another one of my shipmates, Bella Tungstina is risking her life by tying everyone to the ship with rope. What am I doin'? Drinking rum, what else? This next wave comes rolling in and our ship is airborne….and upside down. The rum flies out of my hand, and Bella yells,
"Hold on everyone!"
I am no longer on the ship, as I was too drunk to tie myself, and Bella assumed that I was responsible enough to tie my own knot. Silly girl. As I fly through the air, I grab the mast and hold on for my drunken dear life. I close my eyes knowing that my death will be coming shortly. However, by some sort of miracle, the ship lands right side up. I fall down from the mast and land on my back. Owch.
"That knot served you well, didn't it Mr. Sparrow," Bella yells
I smile and look up at the stormy sky that I hope soon will cease to rage. Just another day at sea.