Phil knew leaving Dan alone for a few days is usually a bad idea. Dan entrapping himself inside with no human contact generally leads to a strange welcome home for Phil; however, today's left all the rest behind. As soon as Phil unlocked the door, he smelt that something was wrong. The house was quiet, and as the cliché says, too quiet. He trotted up the stairs calling Dan's name, knowing me would have been at home, awaiting his return. As Phil was on top of the stairs he saw Dan, facing away from him, his glorious behind on display. Phil is glad his belts fail to work. He shuffled over to Dan.
"Heyyyyyyy, guess who's back?" Phil exclaims, a smile dominating his elongated face. Dan did not answer. He continued to be crouched, putting some substances on his face. "Dan?" Phil asked again.
"Hello Phil." Dan replied. "I found something of yours. I've been getting ready."
"Dan…tell me you didn't find it."
"I didn't mean to find it under your bed, I just did." Dan stoped what he was doing and began to slowly turn around to face Phil. "Am I pretty now?" He asks.
Phil's jaw dropped. Why did Dan have to find it? It was hidden bloody in a trap door under his bed.
"Ahhhhhh. Dan…."
"YOU DON'T THINK I'M PRETTY?" Dan shouts as he stares at him, wearing HIS makeup. ALL of it. Dan grabs bronzer and starts manically putting it all over his face. "I SAID DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY?"
Dan looked Phil in the eyes but all Phil could see was how rushed his blue eye shadow was, and how uneven his liquid eyeliner was.
"Dan, let me help you." Phil says solemnly.
"DON'T COME NEAR ME. You need an appointment to touch this." Dan says seductively, gesturing to his caked face.
The longer Dan stared at Phil, the more his eyes began to change colour, getting blacker, and blacker, until his eyes were slits of darkness. Phil's wizard senses we're tingling. He had to act fast. Dan is a demon. Phil has watched enough supernatural to know he needs salt, and fast.
"Where are you going Phil?" asks Dan so creepily it sending Zeus' lightning bolt down Phil's spine. "You can't leave. You're the devil."
"I'm no devil! I am Phil Stormborn. I will destroy you demon through fire and blood."
"You are mistaken." Dan says, looking at Phil with his messy makeup. "You are the evil one!" Dan pulls a knife out of his fringe. "Time to end your evilness upon our earth. I am the most beautiful OF ALL THE HUMANS!"
Dan looks Phil in the eyes as Phil screams that he is not a demon. Dan has watched enough Supernatural to know that demons lie.