Disclaimer: I don't own Azumanga Daioh

Yomi was walking to school when she heard Tomo yelled to her, "Arg! Whats up, matey?"

Yomi turned to Tomo, "what?"

Tomo smiled and declared, "As of today, I am a pirate, matey!"

Yomi just sighed and shook her head. The headed towards school.

Yukari was late, as always.

Yukari crashed through the door and screamed, "Class is not over!"

"Yes, captain!" shouted the voice of none other than Tomo.

Yukari blinked, "c-captain?"

Tomo stood up and said, "Captain, I'm a pirate now, so I'll be takin' orders from ya!"

Yukari stared at Tomo for a long while and finally said, "Shut up and sit down."

"Understood." And Tomo did something that half of the class could not believe; she followed directions and didn't say anything for the rest of the class period.

At lunch, Yomi, Osaka, Chiyo and Kagura went over to Tomo.

"What's with this pirate thing?" Kagura asked.

"This 'thing' is something very cool." Tomo simply said.

Osaka scratched her head and said, "I wouldn't like to wear an eye patch…"

Tomo nodded, "Yeah, but you get to have a lot of money and you'd don't have to follow rules, except of rules that the captain would give. BUT!!! You'd be free from homework and stuff!"

Osaka and Kagura thought for a moment, while Yomi and Chiyo feared of what the other two numbnuts would say to Tomo's statement.

And they heard the bone chilling words from Kagura and Osaka, "I wanna be a pirate too."

"Alright! Then it's settled! The Numbnuts are officially pirates!" Tomo said punching the air.

Yomi and Chiyo thought, "oh no…"

The Numbnuts annoyed the school with this new craze. They talked like pirates (well, Osaka tried to.), they tried to make other join their "crew" and they almost tried to "steal gold" from their math teacher.

It was Saturday the gang decided to go on a picnic because it was such a nice sunny day.

However…

"Arg Matey! Its time ta be diggin' fer treasure!" Tomo said wearing an eye patch.

"Yes, Sir!" Osaka said, adjusting her pirate head band.

"Hey there might be some over here!" Kagura yelled pointing to a spot under a tree.

The Numbnuts ran off to the tree while the rest watched.

"You'd think they'd get over it by now." Yomi sighed.

Sakaki saw a cat and stared to follow it.

Chiyo's sweat dropped, "They'll stop soon…"

Kaorin almost laughed at the Numbnuts trying to dig up the ground with their bare hands.

"I don't think I can handle another day of this…"

They continued to watch.

Osaka shouted, "Holy Gonky! Er…I mean holy davy-jones! I found treasure!"

Yomi rushed over to them and yelled, "WHAT?!"

Osaka held up a coin. The coin could have been mistaken for a penny, but it had strange marking on it that seemed to glow.

Tomo smiled, "Yomi want to become a pirate now?"

Yomi's glasses glared, "No. Its probably fake any ways…" and she walked away.

As she walked away the sky grew dark, but no one noticed. Osaka held up the coin to the sky. Lightning flashed. Then rain started to fall. The gang headed back to Chiyo's house. Yomi looked back at the tree and wondered, "Where did Osaka, Tomo and Kagura go?"

Hooray! I finally wrote this!