Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and crew therefore, I own nada and make nada.
Author's Rant: It's nearly Christmas. You guys have been truly wonderful to me since I've become an author here; therefore I wanted to give you a gift. Well, if you'll accept it from me. I'll let Inuyasha and Sesshomaru explain. So technically I'm not breaking the rules if it's coming from them ^_^.
Request Rules
In the backroom Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were finishing up the last remnants of cosmetic artistry. It was a long time coming but with Christmas slowly creeping up on the pair, it was fine time they did something for their fans.
How long had it been really? Going on a decade or more right? And how many scenarios have they gone through since making their debut on Cartoon Network?
The two shared a secret smile at one another in the mirror shared and a double wink. Oh yes, there were plenty of adventures, both realistic and imaginative. Some were enjoyed well enough and there were others they weren't entirely for but enjoyed none the less.
Stage was set out front. There wouldn't be a public audience. The setup was meant for a worldwide announcement of their intentions up to the point of Christmas. The two were silent as the director read over the lines rehearsed and the producer gave the say so about preparing in the next sixty seconds.
Sesshomaru set back in his chair dressed casually in pressed pin stripped pants and a smoke grey button up with a red tie. Inuyasha squirmed around in his high chair, fiddling with his own outfit of creased black pants, a yellow button up and a grey tie.
It was when he ditched the tie all together when Sesshomaru's smile caught his eye, "What's got you all smiley?"
"Our fates," Sesshomaru said. "Imagining what lies ahead of us. People will want some expected level of performance. I'm wondering if we'll be able to hold our own."
Inuyasha smiled cockily, "What's this? The Sesshomaru unsure if he'll hold out?"
"I'm certain my half of plot execution will turn out well," He chuckled delicately, readjusting in his seat. "Forgive me, I should've been clearer. What I meant is, whether perfecting the ideals given to us. Will it be as they'd hoped? Will anyone bother to request something?"
"Keh, they should. After all the wayward crap we've gone through, we'd better get something. It's a kind gesture. I think they'll see it from our point of view."
Sesshomaru chuckled again, "Remember one story where you and I had a set trip to Jamaica? Quite an interesting setup. Zombies and buffets to die for."
"Oh yeah, I remember that one. You were my bottom bitch for the whole thing," Laughed Inuyasha. "Damn, there aren't enough of you being bottom."
"It's an acquired taste. I prefer dominating you versus the reverse. It suits the audience better seeing their favorite hanyou withering like a flower beneath his older brother."
"Hey, hey, hey easy. Sometimes we weren't brothers ya know."
"Indeed I know. There was another one I recall. It's still one going on now I think. I play football, you're my long lost lover and there's a child involved."
"Little Tatsuki plays the part for Zaya. Yeah I remember that one. Oh wait there's another one. I was a kid and you were some kind of sadistic prince, yeah?"
"Ah yes," Sesshomaru's cheeks dusted pink as he leaned the side of his face on the back of his knuckles. "That was . . . a rather interesting take on sexual pleasures. Quite, interesting. I rather enjoyed that one."
"Interesting, yeah, whew that one was a doozey. Let us not forget the one where I'm turned into a woman."
Sesshomaru smiled, "Kagura was my ex-wife, Rin my child as always, and you owning a bakery. Those roles were postponed until the writer returned."
"I have a personal favorite myself. I wish I could remember the name but it was something with me as a child. You sung a song to me, Once Upon a December. I was kidnapped and went through years of training in other countries. You did the same looking for me. That's dedication."
Sesshomaru's smile grew soft, "Yes, we've been through a lot haven't we?"
Inuyasha returned the affectionate glance, "Yes. We've got a long way to go yet before it comes to a close."
Inviting, warm, and understanding. That's how the brother's shared stare was, hidden with emotions from years, upon years of romance, angst, drama, humor, and more. Only time would tell how they'd spend their next roles together. Secretly, the two were always looking forward to it.
"We're on air in, three, two, one," The director pointed and the Inus got into play.
"Hello Fanfiction fans, I'm Inuyasha."
"And this is Sesshomaru."
Inuyasha switched to the other side of his chair, "Alright because you guys delivered such a warm stay for a certain author nearly two years ago, she has requested that we take our time offer you something in return as gratitude."
"Ms. PhoenixDiamond asks for me and my brother's hand in granting the hidden desires of some you who've always wanted to see a certain scenario with me and my brother but never considered writing for yourselves," Sesshomaru reached around his chair for a calendar and held it out. "You'll have until Christmas Eve to make your requests, however there are certain rules to be abided by."
"Right, we agreed to help Phoenix with this project but only if she'd agree to our demands. For starters, we won't perform any sort of crackish plot. Another is the requests will only be 1-3 chapters long since we are running a tight schedule as it is with everyone else's story plots."
"We ask that you be creative with your options as well. Make no mistake we're perfectly fine with the traditional heat cycle, my pursuit and Inuyasha's submissive pregnancy—"
"Hey—"
"But at the same time this is an opportunity to broaden that spectrum. Rape isn't within our doing. It's no preference of mine personally nor is the idea of Mpreg."
Inuyasha elbowed Sesshomaru in the arm, "But we'll do it anyway. Threesomes are welcome as well. Hey, I don't have any issues with being the middle man for Sesshomaru and another as long as they're attractive."
"Also, we'll try not to be selective but those ideas with the most creativity will receive priority over the rest. It's nothing personal you realize, but originality does deserve advertisement over the loosely common based plots don't you think?"
"I couldn't agree more," Nodded Inuyasha. His ears twitched, "Oh, I nearly forgot, when leaving a request make sure to do it in REVIEW form. Don't flat out write it down. We don't want this coming down because we didn't follow the rules. Put Good Job at the top or something and then write out the plot you wish to see us perform."
"Here's another suggestion. When making your plots do keep in mind we'll only do yaoi requests. This is by order of Phoenix herself since she claims being unfit to write out a feminine Inuyasha or heterosexual encounters."
"True, I mean there's only so much a she-male can do right?" Inuyasha scratched behind his ears. "I think that about covers everything doesn't it? Umm, yeah I think that's it."
"No, I have one other thing," Sesshomaru straightened in his chair, clearing his throat. "Again, this is in no way to insult any one of you, but I do ask that the plots or prompts you offer make sense. Me, bungee-jumping my dick into Inuyasha's ass just won't make the cut."
"Jesus man, someone's done that?"
"No, I'm just beating them to the punch before such a thing is considered."
"Oh, well I think that really does cover all we have to say then. Good luck guys and please by all means use this to your advantage. We're looking forward to seeing what you have in store."
"I bid you ado."
After a two fingered salute, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha kept the plastic smiles on before the camera's turned off and they could return back to their usual scowls and glares.
"Damn," Inuyasha grumbled.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, I was just thinking about the range of descriptions I've gone through," Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "How many times have my human eyes been called blue or grey or shit, violet?"
"About the same as my strips being made purple, pink, maroon and indigo," Sesshomaru squeezed the pressure between his eyes. "I think I've gone through the entire color range of gold. My voice has altered from deep and soothing to Barry White deadly."
Inuyasha sighed and smiled. They've been through hell, but still he was looking forward to what might be in store for them this time around.
TBC: So yes I know its late into December but I couldn't resist guys. I really appreciate y'all so if anyone has any requests be they fluffy, sexy, online dating, school moment, christmas theme, whatever, I'm willing to do it. My christmass present to you.