I just thought I'd fill out a survey as each character, this first one is for House… Tell me what you think!

1. Do you like Chinese food? I practically live off of it.

2. How big is your bed? Why do you want to know?

3. Is your room clean? I think it is.

4. Laptop or Desktop computer? Both

5. Do you smoke? No… Smoking is bad!

6. Does anyone like you? I know someone who does, and the rest of the people I tend to scare away.

7. Sleep with or without clothes on? That's for me to know and for you to NEVER find out.

8. Who sleeps with you every night? It's usually just me, but sometimes there's the occasional Hooker, and that one time with Cuddy… oh but don't tell her I told you that….

9. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? I have a lot of speeding tickets, you know, doctor… emergency's…

10. Pancakes or French toast? Wilson's Pancakes are like little bites of Heaven

11. Do you like coffee? How do you think I get through the day? Well that and my handy dandy vicodon

12. How do you like your eggs? Cooked

13. Last person you talked to on the phone? Wilson

14. Last thing you ate? A Rueben

15. Last thing you bought? A Rueben…. No Wilson, had to buy it myself

16. What are you hearing right now? My fingers typing

17. A random fact: I HATE clinic duty!

18. What time did you wake up this morning? 8ish

19. Wake up next to anyone? No!

20. How old are you? 46

21. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated? Aaarrrr Matey's!

22. What are you doing this weekend? Going to a monster truck show with Wilson.

23. Are you in a relationship? No

24. If no, would you like to be? Maybe

25. Have you ever tripped going up steps? I have a bum leg, what do you think?

26. Would you bungee jump? I'm a thrill seeker….. Is that a good enough of an answer for you?

27. Do you like beer? Beer is GOOD!

28. Would you kiss someone of the same sex? That's just gross.

29. Are you sarcastic? Am I sarcastic? What do you think?

30. Is there anything you wait for every summer? My vacation time

31. In your opinion, what is the best summer smell? Not something I really think about

32. Socks and sandals? Can you say DORKY?

33. Are you going to be starting a new job this summer? I'm the head of the diagnostics department…. Unless Cuddy's going to fire me I'm not going anywhere… besides no one else seems to want to hire me…. It kind of hurts my feelings.

34. Have you ever slapped someone? Does hitting people with my cane count?

35. Are you currently fighting with anyone? Cuddy yelled at me to do my clinic hours today, that's where I'm supposed to be right now…. He he….

36. Are you too forgiving? Not at all

37. How many pets do you have? Just my rat… Steve McQueen… oh and three little ducklings, Cameron, Chase and Foreman.

38. What is your favorite breakfast? Wilson's pancakes

39. Where was the last place you drove? To work

40. Where will you be in 24 hours? How am I supposed to know?

41. When was the last time you went to a fancy restaurant? When Stacy came and asked me to help her sick husband… Mike… or was it Matt… oh wait it was Mark, yeah that's it.

42. Anywhere you want to go? As long as it's not the clinic, I'm all for it.

43. What have you done today? Woke up, ate, fed Steve, drove to work, dodged Cuddy, went into my office, went and got a Rueben, dodged Cuddy again, yelled at Chase, Called Wilson, and now I'm filling out this survey.

44. Are you thinking of someone right now? Like I'm going to tell you

45. Are you happy with your life right now? Its fine

46. How many hours do you usually sleep per night? I'm a doctor…. Hours tend to change

47. Are you closer to your mother or father? Neither really, but If I had to chose my Mom

48. What should you be doing right now? Clinic Duty

49. Name: Gregory House…. Hold on a minute shouldn't you ask me that first… who made this survey anyway?

50. Sex: Sure why not

51. Siblings: I'm an only child

52. Eye color: Blue

53. What are you wearing right now? Jeans and a t-shirt

54. Where do you live? Princeton, New Jersey.

55. Can you make a dollar in change right now? Yeah, but don't tell Wilson that I want him to buy me dinner.

56. Available: yes

57. Who did you last yell at? Wombat boy

58. Broke your heart last? Stacy

59. who's your loudest friend? Cuddy's pretty loud, when she's yelling at me.

60. Do you like filling these out? Not really, but If it keeps me out of clinic duty I'm game.

61. Do you like yourself? I'm sarcastic, grumpy, mean, what's not to like?

62. What are you listening to right now? Again, my fingers typing

63. What did you do yesterday? Saved a life….

64. How many remote controls are in your house? A few, why?

65. What do you dream about? Monster trucks and Hookers

66. When you last showered: this morning

67. Scary or Funny Movies: both

68. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate

69. Coffee or tea: Coffee

70. Have you ever been in a fight with your pet: No Steve's a lover not a fighter

71. Do you have a crush on someone: maybe I do, maybe I don't

72. Favorite sports to watch: Lacrosse

73. Who do you really hate? Volger!

74. Are you lonely right now? A little

75. Your Favorite Food? Chinese and Rueben's

76.Who do you think is handsome/pretty? Carmen Electra and a certain Immunologist…. She better not see this….

Well thats the first one... please Review!