"Seriously, dude, just stop." Galbatorix sighed, "I thought that I could convince you to join my side and we could rule together, but I just realized that you are a weenie."
"So you would rather kill me?" Eragon replied.
Now what do I do?
"You do know I can hear you, right? And yes, I will kill you, but not before having a little fun." Galbatorix said in an annoyed tone. He then whispered something indecipherable.
"What was that?" Eragon said
"None of your business," Galbatorix said in the ancient language.
"You know the name of the ancient language, don't you?" Eragon replied in a tone of suspicion.
"No, you idiot, you cannot lie in the ancient language." Galbatorix said bluntly in the ancient language. He then switched back to English and yelled "Weenie!"
Galbatorix now had control of Eragon's every action and could sense everything he sensed. "Wow, I smell terrible," Galbatorix said in Eragon's body. He then said the true name of Eragon's underwear and gave him a wedgie and made Eragon shit himself. Galbatorix then gave Eragon back his body, which now had fecal matter leaking down the legs.
Eragon was crying so hard that he exploded violently. The explosion destroyed the entire castle. Galbatorix had a force field around him and his rad dragon flew over the ruins. "Eragon really was a weenie," Galbatorix commented in the ancient language. He then said the name of the ancient language and fixed his castle, but now there was blood and shit all over the throne room and it smelled. Murtagh then returned from the grocery store and noticed the mess. He was pissed. The throne room was a mess!
He yelled the name of the ancient language and reduced Galbatorix to the energy he was made of and absorbed it. He had been meaning to take over for a long time, but was too much of a coward to do so. Murtagh then remembered Roran and seeked him and put him in charge of the entire Empire.