Kate Great and Nico diAngelo were sitting on her bed kissing and talking. Mostly it was brief kisses on the lips but occasionally the kisses would linger. Unfortunately, while occupied by one of said lingering kisses Apollo, god of the sun, music, and poetry teleported in. He saw his thirteen year old daughter alone in her bedroom with a boy. Kissing him on the lips. So of course he had to be an embarrassing dad in hopes of not being an old grandpa. He cleared his throat and the teens broke apart.
"Dad! Um… what are you doing here?" Kate asked trying to hide her embarrassment.
"What an awesome dad can't visit his awesome daughter?" Apollo smirked. "Ah, do you need any? Um, I mean you aren't? Gah! Are you having sex?" he finally blurted. Styx, this was supposed to be embarrassing for her not him!
"OH MY GODS NO, DAD! I'M ONLY THIRTEEN! WHY IN HADES WOULD I BE DOING THAT AT THIRTEEN?" she screamed, to grossed out to realize how red her boyfriends face had gone.
"Um…. Lord Apollo? I have no intention of doing ah…that with Kate for years and years." Poor Nico managed to get out through his embarrassment.
"Aren't you the son of Hades?" Apollo questioned. Nico nodded his confirmation.
"Ah then I doubt your dad will prepare you. Condoms never go bad so it's easy to keep them on hand no matter how young you are. You never know when you're going to give into your hormones." Apollo said while digging in his pocket. He finally pulled out an unopened condom and handed it to his mortified daughter.
"Lord Apollo that really isn't necessary," Nico insisted while thinking, I would rather be having this talk with my father in the Fields of Punishment while being castrated. Then again if I was castrated there wouldn't be a need for this talk at all.
"Nonsense! Better safe than sorry! I would rather you have sex and be safe than not!" Apollo reassured the teens while quickly getting over his embarrassment.
"Dad seriously it isn't necessary," Kate started.
"Because we aren't going to do anything any time soon," Nico finished.
"What I came in on says otherwise," he scolded.
"We were just kissing!" the pair shouted wondering whether there would be permanent brain damage with this much blood in their heads.
"Bye Dad!" Kate said as her father was summoned by Zeus.
"Oh my gods I've never been more humiliated!" Kate ranted.
"At least your siblings weren't here to tease you. As long as your dad keeps his mouth shut no one will know about this conversation." Nico tried to reassure his girlfriend.
"That isn't helping Nico! Everyone will know by the end of the week" she lashed out at her boyfriend. Nico quickly kissed her as she drew back her hand to slap his arm. She relaxed and kissed him back until they needed to breathe.
"Now why don't we watch some Pokémon?" he asked her.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Kate belongs to the-crazy-kit-kat.