Prologue

Once upon a time there was a girl. Well, I wouldn't call her a girl; a witch is a better statement.

Demy Aristocrat

Occupation: Very bored Ravenclaw student of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

It was always a mystery how Demy had gotten into Ravenclaw. She was sluggish; she fell asleep in almost every class. She was a glutton; stuffing her face continuously with food, even after daily meals. Some girls were envious, she stayed stick skinny even though she eats more than them per week, then they eat per year.

She never brushed her hair. It was short, thin and shaggy, and an odd shade of light purple. Her eyes were wide and dark blue.

Her hat was always lopsided on her head. The ribbon tied around it was untied, and whipped furiously when blown by the wind. In the word's of Death the Kid*, she was completely unsymmetrical.

One thing that bothered her was that her life was boring.

I know what you're thinking: how is being a witch boring? Well to Demy it was.

It was obvious one day she would snap. Boredom would turn into insanity. And Demy would commit, despite the efforts of everyone around her…..

Something naughty.

I felt like doing a story for the 586 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts, and I figured Demy would stir things up. This will most likely have 588 chapters -3-

Kill me now.

Sorry for not updating Sneaky Greek, I was buried in schoolwork. This is a stress reliever.

VACATION IS COMIIING!!!! :DDDDD

*Death the Kid is from the manga Soul Eater. He has OCD and is obsessed with things being symmetrical.

Demy is based off demitasse-lover's Demi (lol changed one letter). I may make her other Death Brigade characters in Hoggy ones, just to give Demy a friend.

No sue D:

No flaming Demy.

No stealing the food out of my fridge D:

Disclaimer: I will not own Harry Potter, I sort of own Demy (mostly), and any others I out in to make it more interesting. But I DO own Greece. It's mine now. And Aladdin the cat. He's mine too.

Here we go.