Ush Bitchscum, Puke-Achoo, Breck, Miztee and Mei walked around, talking and walking. When suddenly, while they walked, Yash talked.
"GUUUYYZZZ!" he wailed out. "wut r wi doin'?"
"ui ur WHOKIN!" Berck shrieked at Osh Kettlehum, who died, his organs escaping through his intestines, covered in childish poop, like beliefs in Santa Claus.
"Oh, let's keep going." Mei urged. Pink-Anchor glared at her suspiciously, she talked too well. As they kept going, Ish Gritchum chewed adrenaline pills, Messy-T and Mei fought because Mei's boobs are too funky and Brukk licked people's faces for no apparent reason. Or because this is a trollfic and nothing makes sense, so just keep reading if you're into crappy fanfics. Or drift away, no one promised you that this fic will be great, I'm not some Grammy-whoring motherfucker.
So, Brogue and MissTea made hot-ass, sexless love on the ground while Esh Turdchow farted on the face of Pork-Hawkchoad because stars are too smelly and sharks are misogynistic xenophobes during the 3,17th Jovian eclipse on Venus, which isn't a planet, but a fucked-up Rubik cube. Gayry intervened and tried to dickqueef in the face of Lick-Ack-Ouch which was his long-term sexual fantasy, which he used to fuel his perverted fantasy during the countless thousands of frustrated nights. Pikachu was enraged at this cynical, impulsive shitclown, so he assailed Geree's eye with his pokepoop in compressed blasts, sending his liver in the dimension of liver-fucking Abomasnows, and setting his legs on fire!
Giovanni arrived in a hooker outfit, shot Meh-stee point-blank in the face with a rocket launcher then made out with Brick, who was mastur- uh, MASTICATING, that awkward, blind-faced, virgin, sex-shy, pokemon hentai obsessed dickhole.
So, eh. What's next? Will Jowany knock-the-fuck-up Drock? Or the Mehshti and Mei fight to death, both dying simultaneously? I seriously have no idea. Oh, maybe, Mei turns out to be the villain? Hey, good idea.
"Guys." Mei droned. Everyone, like EVERYONE, stopped fighting and looked at her, all ears. Qesh Slutgum farted yet again, only to be hailed with 'tsss's and 'shhh's, as if to silence him, eh, ya get it, gits? "I'm a villain." she droned yet again. Everyone gasped. Even Ghestis, N, Tabitha, Maxie, Archie and original Ash Ketchum (I know he's a protagonist but I don't like him, duds, don't take it personally.)
"No." Ash Ketchum declared boldly. "I'm the villain here. You are unworthy."
"Humph, No, I am." May replied with a smile, so the epic battle began. Mei kicked him in the face, making him fly away. Like...fly away on wings? Or just fly for a bit? U know that saying comes on my mind; Anyone can fly, just kick 'em good. So, yeah, he flew for a bit then landed on his back, that's right.
Other villains protested to Mei's despotic, pissfaggoty, misanthropic tyranny, but all of them got a kick in the face, one by one, even their Pokemon, even Maxie's Camerupt, and Ash Ketchum's Pikachu, who was a swift fuck, but taken good care of pretty quickly.
...ShooGary, that odious, Pokemon dissing, bullying, horrible, ignorant, vicious, snot-eating, anxious, venal, fleeing, nail-biting mugger.
And that Pole, that dishonest, plotting, gabshite, frothing, braying, conniving, secretive, paranoid, ranting, bad-tempered, unstable, cataclysmic narcissist and sexually repressed, antagonistic, jowly, purple-haired satanist.
Oh yes, that N too; fucking hypocritical, fiendish, immoral, corrupt, violent, obnoxious mommaboy and a buggering evil imbecile, who can't even put up an intimidating look, preferring to be mastur- I mean, MASTICABLE to girls, who'll most probably put up a porn fanfiction about him, eh.
Lastly, Cynthia, that brash, slutty, cock-sucking, know-it-all, egomaniac, lewd-looking, mirror-clitwanking, eggless brothel boss,, jizz-smelling, malevolent pirate hooker, and her Lucario, her bitch, always getting hypnotized at that fragrant pussy smell of hers, and doing whatever she says.
Uhm, sorry, massive carry-away, hahaha...so, where did I stop? May and Max fighting bazooka dildos? Pikachu blasting groin-first into the laughing expression of Glash? Oh, wait, I remember.
Mei became a world dominator, beating heroes into pulp and raping the poor, but not the rich, because it's no fun RAPING THE RICH. Yes, she was a sadist. Yes, this fic is going Godknowswhere. Yes, I'm a troll, a simple, internet troll, but I don't drink, nor I smoke, nor I sniff powder shit, nor I bully anyone, so gimme a break, eh? So, yeah, she became evil as fuck, conquering worlds, sitting on her majestic fuckthrone and pointing somewhere she didn't know, but it looked good, from a certain angle. So, eh, one day a hero killed her, end of the story.
I said end of the fuckin' story, blokes n' chicks.