Yo….ummmm..this is my first fic so…..here it goes!!!!
-itachiisaweasel-
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Chapter 1-the big break up and….nestle????
"Tachi-kun" said a bubblegum haired lady as she leaned on her boyfriend's shoulder.
"Hn?"replied the man with a long raven-black hair
"We need to…………………break up" the lady said as she sobbed
"…….but why Saku-chan?!" the man said in panic
"You know that I'm living freely here in New York because I want to be independent right?"she asked
"Hn..I know"he replied
"Being independent is what I wished to my parents, and they gave me independence. Now, I must fulfill their wish. They put me in an arranged marriage…and that's their only wish..I'm sorry Tachi-kun!!!"
she said as she started to shake
"Saku-chan, I understand you, but always remember that….I love you" he said as he kissed her one last time on the lips, took her hand and they walked to the car (they were on a park watching the sunsetXD)
XXXITACHI'S CARXXX
Silence…….
"By the way, I'm moving to Japan tomorrow to meet the guy" she said sadly
"Hn…just…don't forget what I said before in the park , okay?"Itachi said as she giggled
"Ne ne, Tachi-kun can't say 'I love you' now???"she teased
Itachi 'hn' –d as he blushed
"And don't be on the airport when I leave coz I'll just mess my make up when I cry" she said as she smiled at him
"Hai hai. You don't want people to see your messed up look" he said as he lauged
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XSasuke's dreamX
Itachi is kneeling in front of 'oh so great' king Sasuke
"Please Sasuke-sama, spare my life!!!!!"
*evil laugh from Sasuke*
"Spare your life eh??" king Sasuke asked
Itachi nodded and turned puppy eyes on him
King Sasuke smirked
"Hn, I'll spare your life, but you will become my slave and dress up as a girl, then walk around my lands in a girl's clothing"*plus wiggling eyebrows from Sasuke*
"Uhhh…" Itachi thought for a while and was about answer "Ye-"
Knock-knock
Sasuke's eyes opened and shouted "aarrggghhhh!!!" as he opened the door and glared daggers at the maid
"Sasuke-sama, I would like to inform y-"the maid was cut off
"YOU ARE FIRED!!!!"he shouted
The maid panicked and asked "Why Sasuke-sama??"
……..silence…………
Silence….
………..more silence…………..
"You ruined the the BEST dream of my life" he said with boredom as he slammed the door shut on the maid's face
Sasuke was on the shower thinking again about the BEST dream of his life
"Ugghhh…he was about to say yes!!!"he shouted as he punched the bathroom wall ……..and beside his fist was a *drum rolls* TINY cockroach. Sasuke twitched. Realization hit him
"This is a cockroach and cockroaches are……………….disgusting!!!!"he shouted as he flung the bathroom door and hurried to dress up…ready to fire another maid who cleaned his bathroom
"Great, just a great day!!" Sasuke said sarcastically to himself
"First my ultimate dream was ruined and now there's a fucking cockroach in my bathroom!!What is coming next now??!!!" he shouted(the walls are thick so no one can hear is ramblings..and he's still the 'im stoic', 'ice cube' Sasuke Uchiha…just like in the anime okay??)
Another knock came on Sasuke's door
He opened it and was about to shout when he saw his mom.
"Okaa-sama" Sasuke said in a polite voice
"Sasuke, your father and I needs to talk to you. Let's come to his office"
"Aa"he replied. Mother personally picked me up so it is some serious matter…Whatever..Hn
XXFugaku's officeXX
"Sasuke" Fugaku said
Sasuke 'hn' ed in recognition
"We put you in an arrange marriage. You'll meet her tomorrow" Fugaku said
"Hai, Otou-sama, demo, why was I informed just now?" Sasuke asked calmly
Great,this really is a great day!!(mark the sarcasm)Now I'm about to get married with some..ughh random rich girl….what if she's a fangirl????Heck!! this is doom!!!
…..silence
…..more silence
"Fugaku, Sasuke asked you a question" Mikoto told Fugaku
….silence
"I forgot to inform you last week ……..just because" he said with seriousness
Sasuke had the WTF look on his face. He didn't inform me just because????? Oh well.. as well go out for a while
"Hn, I'll go out for a while"Sasuke said and politely bowed to his parents before going out
He hopped in his black Bugatti Veyron (most expensive street legal car today)
"Might as well buy some snacks before going to the dobe's place"he said to himself as he passed the Uchiha mansion gates and headed for the convenient store.
XXJAPAN –HARUNO MANSIONXXX
Sakura just arrived in Japan yesterday and is currently looking for yogurt…yeah yogurt,,LOL
"Ne ne, Mai-san, do we have yogurt in the fridge??" Sakura asked one of the maids who was currently on the kitchen
"Gomen Sakura-hime but we don't have yogurt right now. I'll ask the driver to buy you some" the maid offered
"Oh you don't need to, I'll go"Sakura said happily as she went outside and rode on her 2007 Chevrolet Camaro Convertible and headed for the convenient store
XXsome convenient storeXX
"Yogurt, yogurt,yogurt….ha!!" Sakura said as she found the last yogurt in the ref of the store
"Your mine now" *Sakura smirks and licks tongue*when….
Someone stupid's calling!! Someone stupid's calling!!(Sakura's ring tone)
Sakura put the yogurt down for a while and picked up the phone
"Ino-pig" Sakura said over the phone
"Forehead!!! You there in Japan now??" Ino shrieked
"Yep, why did you call?"she asked when she noticed the yogurt wasn't there anymore
What the hell?? My yogurt!!
" Icalled you for no reason, just to annoy you,, haha!!" Ino replied
…………sweatdrops………….
"Ino!!!! I just lost a yogurt because of you!!" she shouted and hung up
Sakura look around to look for the missing yogurt
She spotted a man with black spiky hair
"Hey!!you with the black spiky hair!" she ran to the guy
*****SASUKE POV*****
Spiky hair?? I think that's me
I turned to the direction of the voice and found a hot pink haired girl glaring daggers at me
"Hn" I said
"That's my yogurt" she said and tried to grab MY yogurt
"Why do you say so that this is yours??" I asked
"I got it first!!someone called me so I put it down!!" she told me angrily
"Hn. Whatever. ..you put it down so it's mine now, besides you don't have your name on it. I'll give it to you if you have your name here" I smirked at her..Ha I won!! The battle is over now
**SAKURA POV**
The nerve of this guy!!!!
Cha!! You think you can win huh?? Shanaroo!!
*NORMAL POV**
" What if I tell you that I have my name on that yogurt?" Sakura said
Sasuke gave Sakura a WTF look
"Tch.. as if" Sasuke said
" Yep, my name is nestle!!" Sakura cheerfully said and grabbed the yogurt while Sasuke still has a WTF look on his face and paid for the yogurt then ran out of the store to her car( the yogurt's brand is nestle…LOL)
Sasuke realized what happened and said.." Tch…annoying girl"
"BUT she's hot" inner sasuke said
"shut up inner, she stole our yogurt" sasuke told his inner
"Whatever I'll just pay these chips and head to dobe's place" Sasuke muttered annoyed at just what happened
"Nestle huh…..annoying"
_____________________________________________________________________________________OK this chapter's finish!!!what do u think?? Oooo..if you read this please don't put flames!!! It's my first time!!
-itachiisaweasel-