The Gingerbread Grimmjow

Once upon a time,there lived a old woman and a old man.

They stayed in a cottage…wait a minute! They didn't stayed in a cottage. They stayed in a huge,white and plain building with only one window.

The old woman was a dark-skinned and black haired lady who was blind.

The old man was a brown haired fellow with a hair curl.

Don't ask me why their hair don't turn white.

One day,the old woman,with the old man's guide since she is blind,kneaded cookie dough.

After that,they mould it into a shape of a weird looking human with spiky hair and a piece of jawbone on the side of its was made from cinnamon swirl.

Then, they put it into the oven and baked it.

'Ting!' a sound was made from the old woman pulled out the lid and all of a sudden,the gingerbread man jumped out!(Wow.)

It ran as far as it could from the lonely building.

"Stop! I want to eat you!" shouted the old woman.

But the gingerbread man shouted in response, "Run,run,as fast as you can't catch me,I am the gingerbread man(Grimmjow)!".

And the old woman ran in the wrong direction ,as she was blind,of course.

The old man shouted while running, "Stop! I want to eat you!". But the gingerbread man shouted, "I ran faster than the old woman and I can do the same for you. Run,run,as fast as you can't catch me, I am the gingerbread man(Grimmjow)!".

And he was was too fast.

Then the gingerbread passed by a humongous leaf in the middle of was a humongous praying mantis on , it spotted the gingerbread man.

"Stop! I want to eat you!" shouted the praying mantis.(What kind of praying mantis eats gingerbread mans anyway?)

Then the gingerbread man says, "I ran faster than the old woman and the old man and I can do the same for ,run,as fast as you can't catch me,I am the gingerbread man(Grimmjow)!".

And he was was too fast.

Then the gingerbread man ran into a dark lonely was a human-sized bat living in ,it spotted the gingerbread man.

"Stop.I want to eat you."droned the human-sized bat.

Then the gingerbread man shouted, "I ran faster than the old woman,the old man and the praying mantis and I am going to do the same for you to."

Then he heaved a sigh and said, "I know I said this for about 3 times already but,run,run as fast as you can't catch me,I am the gingerbread man(Grimmjow)!".

"I don't run,I fly,trash,but oh well…"The bat spread out his wings and swooped down at the gingerbread man but he was right,he was much faster.

The gingerbread man was running out of energy and when he ran outside the cave,there was a lake.

Oh no,I don't know how to swim! If I jumped into the water, I will turn soggy!

"Hey! You there!"

"Yes?" the gingerbread man shouted.

He turned and face a sliver fox with a very creepy smile.

"If you jump on my tail,I will get you to the other side.".

The simple-minded cookie jumped on the fox's tail,but after a few minutes,the fox said "I am getting tired,can you jump on my back?".

"Ok then."

But after a few minutes, the fox said, "I am getting tired, can you jump on my snout?".

"Ok then."

But when he was on its snout,and when everybody(except the blind old woman who was probably in China right now)was there to see it,the sly,cunning fox tossed the gingerbread man in the air and ate it up with a –GULP-.

-The end?-