PROLOUGE Dear Neopia the're all INSANE...We'll fit right in!

"But, I don't wannnnnaaaa...," whined a brown-haired girl as she was being drug into a silver-domed building. "Your going to go, and you are going to like it!" growled the tri-colored, haired, girl. "But, I liked my old Guild," she said plaintivley.

"Well, duh. You invented it," the other girl muttered under her breath. "Now, you may not like it but, you are going to go!" With a final yank the anthro heaved to blue-eyed girl to her feet and pushed her through the door.

"I'll be back an one hour," imformed the Xweetok, as she slammed the glass door shut with a 'Slam!'. The girl flinched before looking around. What she saw was not what she expected at all.

The're were creatures and faerie-like people Everywhere. Meep couldn't spot a human in the bunch and they were doing all sorts of things. Some were diving from diffrent places(mostly high places, mind you) and tackling people to the ground and then they thanked the're friends for doing so, some were shouting "ROFFLE!","LOL!" and "CHEESE!", and, all sorts of diffrent foods were being gulped down at alarming rates.

Just to name a few.

Meep stood there with her eyes wide for what seemed like forever before, whispering,"Dear Neopia, the're all insane...," she paused then started grinning like a mad woman, "I'LL FIT RIGHT IN!"

With that being said she pointed at herself and immediatly bright lights shot out of her fingers and swirled around her in a blinding, mass of confusion. Several people, turned around and watched with glee as another Insane Member arrived.

A large explosion and sound like a fire-cracker going of, there now stood a silver,female lupess. Her big blue-eyes were gleefully looking around for some mischief to cause. And, there was a lot to spare. "Hello!" called a purple blur, before crashing into the waiting girl.

Meep and the girl giggled wildly as they sat up from her previous Glomping. "Hello,Newbie! I'm Nut, the purple kiko!" exclaimed the nut(if you'll pardon the pun.)

"Hallo! I'm Meep! Collecter of RSM!" Nut could already see this girl was going to exclaim alot. "What's 'RSM'?" asked the confused kiko. She knew something was wrong as the 'Meep'-girl started grinning like she had just discovered golden Cheese.

"I'm glad you asked!" Meep exclaimed(again). With that said she pulled a huge(Now when I say huge, I mean HUGE) box out of nowhere and sat it down infront of her. Now, you couldn't just pull a huge random box out of nowhere without people noticing.(Well, you could there but, I guess it was a slow day) Nut's eyes got bigger, and bigger, while the new arrivel watched with grorwing satisfaction.

"What's in there?" asked a faerie who had swam over.(Don't ask how that's possible unless you want the celery bored out of you. Belle: Hey!) "RSM," said Meep proudly,"Also, known as, RABID SHADOW MEEPITS!" With that she grabbed a crowbar hopped up on the box and unhinged the door.

Immediatly, small black blurs poured out of the box and started running around the still shocked NTAG-ers. But, as you may or may not, know it is immposible to belong to a madhouse like the NTAG and still expect to be shocked or suprised for a long period of time. So, soon the I.M(Insane Members)ran around trying to catch the little mischief causing,attack if haven't been fed,biting monsters.

All, the time the two Meepit Queens sat on top of the box and watched thier fellow Members run around like chickens with their heads cut off. "Nut?" "Yes,Meep?" "I think this is the start of an Insane friendship."

Believe it or not,(Though you probably do after reading all these other NTAG stories)this is a normal day for the Neopian Times Appreciation Guild. And, that's only on the day I showed up. Keep reading and you'll find out what it's like when a Weewoo joins the Guild,when suposedly in-active members suddenly appear, and check out the Shadow Meepits weird eating habits.

Tune in to find out what happens next time on; When Meep Appears!

-CacklingMeep out!