A/N: Inspired by that tumblr text post.
In a square that looked suspiciously a lot like a circle stood four young men. They were arguing about something that really shouldn't be that important, but logic seemed to fly out the window because this was an anime.
The first two men...hold on...I've just been informed that one of them is a girl. The first boy readjusted his glasses in a way that was meant to be menacing, the glasses glinted for more effect. The girl was slouching and had an annoyed expression at whatever the other to were saying. Neither of the two looked pleased that they were speaking to the others at the moment.
The other two consisted of two blondes. One of the blondes was very short and carrying around a stuffed bunny. On first glance you would assume he was not very old. That would be where you are wrong. He was actually the oldest member of this group. The other blonde was much taller. He gave of the aura of undying positivity, which would never be crushed by the likes of the more annoyed looking people. His expression also gave the impression that he was a complete idiot.
Off in the distance you could faintly hear Spanish music.
"Tch, how naive of you peasants." the boy with glasses scoffed.
"You're making a mistake, senapi. Team Mystic is clearly better and if you can't see that-" the girl was interrupted by the taller blonde.
"HARUHIIII KYOYA HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?! Let's just have a jolly, fun time. Please don't hurt us we're just trying to have fun, for Pepe's sake!" he yelled, waving his arms like a maniac.
The Spanish music was rapidly growing louder.
The two Team Mystic members, now identifiable as Haruhi and Kyoya, stared on in attempt to ignore the moron in front of them. Also who was Pepe.
The Spanish music had grown very loud and was approaching the four teenagers very quickly.
"Hey does anyone else hear that?" the short blonde uselessly asked.
Cue the blasting of Gasolina.
They turned to see a motorcycle flying through the hallway towards the four of them, and the other students running away while screaming. On the motorcycle sat a green haired girl and two identical ginger boys laughing with crazed looks on their faces.
"WE HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 40 HOURS! NONE OF US CAN FEEL THEIR ARMS OR LEGS! WE DROVE RIGHT INTO THE LOBELIA GIRLS ACADEMY FOR A SQUIRTLE! TEAM VALOR YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" they yelled, the green haired girl controlling the motorcycle began pumping her arms in the air, making the situation more dangerous for everyone.
The motorcycle crashed into a very conveniently placed pile of gym mats leaving the crazed teenagers in a heap.
"Light. Hikaru. Kaoru. This is precisely why we can't have nice things." Kyoya sighed.
"WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE TIME I CRASHED INTO NEKOZAWA'S ESTATE AND BLAMED TAMAKI?!" yelled the green haired girl, Light.
The taller blonde, Tamaki, screamed.