*New story: Survival of the Fittest
Synopsis: in order to get House to finally attend a hospital team-building event, Cuddy arranges for them to go camping!
Characters: Cuddy, House, Cameron, Chase, Foreman, Thirteen, Wilson, Taub, and Amber (why? Because I like Amber. And Thirteen. Don't really like Taub, but it's kind of crucial I include the midget. Midgets are cool, right?
Ships: Huddy, Chameron, Amber/Wilson, and Thirteen/Foreman.
Rules: if you review, I'll keep posting. Sound good?*
Chapter 1: Going to Camp
It was another one of those pleasant February evenings in Cuddy's office. The kind of day that House, out of senseless pleasure barges into her office and requests disability leave from clinic duty. Where Wilson comes in so she can vent. And Amber and Thirteen start a mini cat fight, like two Camerons instead of the one. No day was a good one to be Cuddy.
"So what's this year's hospital 'team building' thing?" Wilson asked as he walked in. Cuddy sat at her desk, typing up the flyer.
"I don't know. Scavenger hunt?" She asked, he shook his head violently.
"We won't get people to come for a scavenger hunt. Every day is a scavenger hunt and our prize is House."
She agreed. "Then... triathlon?"
"We're doctors. Do you think we could do a triathlon any day of the week? Besides, if we want House at it it has to be good for him, and with his leg..."
"Say no more." And he sat in one of those chairs in front of her desk. "Though, since you seem to know him best, what WOULD he go to?"
"Monster truck rallies..." Was the only thing Wilson could come up with.
"What about a co-ed camping trip?" Cuddy offered, Wilson raised an eyebrow. "We take the staff camping, that will teach them to work together. And it's a good way to get away from all the hustle-bustle of Princeton."
"Hang up posters. He will go just for some of the nurses I believe." And Wilson was gone.
Who would believe Cuddy came up with such a brilliant House-proofing plan?
...the next morning...
The first name on the sign up list was Greg House.
Second was Cuddy.
Then it was Wilson.
Amber was under him and put a small heart by her signature.
Chase joined them.
Cameron couldn't let Chase go alone.
Thirteen liked adventure.
Foreman liked Thirteen.
And Thirteen put Taub's name on the list, probably against his will.
"Now the whole thing is survival of the fittest."
*And that's it for the first chapter, but it was pleasant. Review!*