I was watching House over my break and Code Lyoko, so I'd see if I can put my writing skills to the test and do a cross over. This'll be set at the hospital near Kadic, in case anybody's wondering about where this takes place. As for when the team is gonna be the season 5 team: House, Foreman, Taub, Thirteen, Kutner, and the occasional consult maybe from Chase, Cameron, or Wilson but I'm not sure at the moment. I'm gonna try and make this as close to a house case as I can, and for anyone who cares there is a diagnosis in the end.

Plot: House cross-over, the gang was having a normal day at school except when they got back from a XANA attack Ulrich falls ill. House is intrigued, can they figure out what's wrong with him or is this another Xana attack? Read on and find out Please R&R.

Oh and I don't own House... or Code Lyoko

(Kadic Academy)

The gang had just finished up another Xana attack, the new gear was perfect and they were getting better at taking down William quicker. They skipped two of their morning classes, now it was time for lunch and odd was extremely giddy. The purple cat warrior started sprinting and shoving to get to the lunch line. "Hey Odd, slow down the food's not going anywhere." Yumi said.

She gave Jeremie a questionable look, "It's not gonna go anywhere this time, right Jeremie?" The gang laughed and picked up trays following Odd down the line. Each person got a decent amount of food, dd however had a enough to feed the army... and then some.

Everybody sat down at the table and dug in. Everybody except Ulrich, who seemed rather distracted. Yumi stopped to look at him, he could only stare at his food he wouldn't even touch it. This gave concern to all of them, but Yumi the most. She gave into her worry and nudged him in the shoulder. "Ulrich, you okay? You don't seem too well since we finished the Xana attack." He turned his head and nodded lightly.

"I'm fine, just a little tired. I think it's just from soccer practice and all the Xana attacks." He stated. Yumi looked at him, it made sense but he still didn't look too well one way or another. Odd looked at him while his mouth was stuffed with mashed potatoes.

"It's not just that he's tired, I hear him staring at the ceiling at night while he thinks things through out loud." Ulrich gave him a death glare, he didn't need Odd mentioning every strange thing he did.

He gave him a 'what, it wasn't that bad' look. The moment of awkwardness was over, Jeremie and Aelita were having their own conversation as everybody bussed their trays and walked towards the bench. But like all good things, the afternoon needed to come to an end. Just as everybody sat down, the Queen Bee Sissi showed up. "Oh, hello Ulrich darling." she said in high pitched voice.

Everybody was mentally rolling their eyes, Jeremie decided to speak for them today. "What do you want now Sissi?" he asked in an annoyed tone.

"Well, you all know how to act welcoming don't you? I only came to see how everybody was doing, Ulrich are you all right?" She turned her head to see Ulrich staring up, acting like he was ready to just give out from exhaustion at any moment. There was no reply. Sissi repeated herself, still no response. The deva was about ready to strangle him, but Odd stopped her.

"Look Sissi, he's tired alright. So hit the road." Odd said in a serious tone. For the first time, Sissi took the hint and walked back towards the dorms. Inside going down the staircase were her two cronies, Nicholas and Herb.

"Hey Sissi, Herb and I were looking for you." Nicholas told her in his low clueless voice. The didn't even bother to verbally reply, instead she just grabbed both of their collars and dragged them to their next class.

The gang let out a sigh of relief as they saw Sissi disappear from their sight. "Good thing, I wasn't really in the mood to put up with Sissi."

"We're with you on that Yumi." They all replied.

"Ulrich how about you?" Aelita asked curiously. Now everybody was getting worried. Yumi slid over to him, and looked at his head. She waved her hand in front of his face, he blinked. He breathed in slowly as he continued to stare at the sky. It was cloudy and it looked like it was about to rain.

'I wonder if this is all worth it. All of this crap that we go through, is Xana ever gonna be gone for good?' he thought curiously. He was snapped out of his thought process from Yumi screaming his name right into his ear. He feel over the side of the bench onto the ground. Mulled over in pain, on his side and in his ear.

"AH, Yumi! What was that for?"

Yumi extended her hand to Ulrich, and he gladly accepted to get back to his feet. "I'm gonna go to my dorm for a little while and try to rest. Tell the other teachers I'm not feeling well." the German boy said. Ulrich started walking, as the others watched him but he didn't get very far. Within seconds, Ulrich had given under his own weight and feel like a rock to the ground.

They all rushed towards him, Yumi checked his pulse. "He's got no pulse!" she screamed. She started CPR, and it kept his heart beating but she wasn't sure for how long.

"Jeremie, get the principal, Ulrich has to get to the hospital."

(And... Break)

(Airport in Paris)

The airport was buzzing with people, luggage, and noise as far as the eye could see or hear. 'THE AIRPORT WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME NEW VISITORS AND RETURNINGS VISITORS TO PARIS, FRANCE. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY.' The announcement went off. House was walking out of his plane, and taking his bag hunching it over his other shoulder. Wilson waited right in front of him.

"Remind me again why we're here." House groaned as they walked through the terminal to baggage claim.

Wilson sighed in both happiness and aggravation, he got House to France but now it was just him and House... IN FRANCE a whole country away from Cuddy. "Cancer conference, and Cuddy gave you your spot in a different hospital for about a month or two."

"Ah." He said in realization, even though he already knew that was the reason. "Now, remind me again why I'm here?"

They took the escalator down to the lower level, House followed behind his Oncologist friend as he searched for their number. "Let's see: the food, the sights, the French women you can hook up with. Feel free to tell which appeals to your senses more." he said sarcastically.

Both of them stood there arguing about what was the better reason to be in France, for all obvious reasons House won. About 20 minutes later, they arrived at the hotel. Nice place about 40 stories tall, had a pool hot tub, and for House's entertainment room service and a snack bar. Wilson unpacked his things while House picked up the phone and dialed room service.

"Hello, room service?" House yelled from his room. Wilson jumped into the room and pressed the receiver.

"There's a buffet downstairs if you want food, you know."

"Yeah, but this is food and entertainment." House replied back.

Wilson sighed and just gave up, he handed House the keys to the car they rented. "Here, you start today at the hospital here. It's near a private school, and they called me and said they've got a case for you."

House knew he would make him go one way or another, so rather than fight he just left. Wilson became wide eyed, "Wait? That's it: no argument, no trying to ransack the place or take food from the snack bar?"

House shook his head, took his room key and left. But as the door shut he caught it and gave Wilson one last word. "By the way, you might not wanna go into my room... at all." The door then shut, leaving a slightly frightened and confused Wilson and a very satisfied House.

(Skip 20 minutes of traffic and bad directions) (* Note: the same one where Kadic students go when they're sick: Sissi when Franz possessed her, Jeremie with his brain machine you get my point)

The Hospital

House walked in and was greeted by a french man that reminded him of Cuddy, with the hair color and slight facial similarity but he shrugged it off. The man walked up to House and greeted him. "Ah, Bonjour. You must be monsieur House. Good to finally meet you, Cuddy said so much about you."

"Oh, I'll bet. She's such a sweet talker." The crippled doctor said with a smile.

"Yes well, we already have a case for you. Just go up the elevator to the 6th floor. Go to the desk and ask where your office is. There are a few copies of the case, and we've already gotten you a team."

House bowed, "Merci." He walked over and thought about it. 'Based on the brown hair and similar facial construction, I'd guess he's a far away relative to Cuddy. Maybe a cousin or something. Wonder what horrible doctors they could scrape together for my team?' House thought curiously. When House got to the 6th floor, they pointed him to his office. When he looked at it, he was surprised how similar it looked. The only difference, it was granite tables, the doors were wood, and it didn't have his name on it. Oh and the whiteboard was attached to the wall.

House walked into it and looked around, "It'll work for a couple months I guess." He stated. The wall to the discussion room was also blocked, so he couldn't see it. A nurse walked into his office, "Your team is in the other room with the case file waiting for you."

"Last I checked, nurses checked on the patients, not the doctors now get." The nurse was a man, and just flipped him off as he left. 'Yep, I'm definitely in France.' House thought with a chuckle. He walked into the next room and was surprised who he saw sitting down. Just like in Jersey, it was Foreman standing by the board, Taub, Kutner, and Thirteen sitting down examining the file.

Mentally House was smiling, since he didn't have train another set of doctors. "Well, they customized my office, I didn't know they could customize the doctors too. Cause if they could, I would've had Taub made taller, Kutner a little whiter, and Thirteen's breast bigger."

Everyone looked at themselves, except Thirteen who responded with, "Nice to see you too House."

"So whatta we got?" House asked curiously.

Foreman tossed him a case file copy, which he just tossed right back.

"13 year old male, passed out from lack of oxygen to the lungs." Taub read.

"Was he holding his breath? Because I know some kids that are stupid enough to do that."

"Breathing was fine, until it was obstructed. File also mentions some minor fatigue and muscle pain." Thirteen mentioned.

"Interesting." was all House could say.

That's all I got , I hope you all like it. If you have questions about it I'll do my best to answer. Sooner people R&R the faster I update so R&R PLEASE.