Welcome to The Untitled: Story 2: Part 1

Woooohoooo my second official fanfic! There is nothing left to celebrate! But I will any way!

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of ATLA, okay? Good.

Well, last story was good, but this will have more characters! Whoo hoo! Well, heeeeeerr'ss Ozai!

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"Get me dinner!" bellowed Ozai from inside the closet. Zula was sitting on the bed, which hasn't been touched for months. She was sharpening a fearsome blade that looked at least 3 times her age.

"Not until you come out of the closet!" She replied, "you've been in there for 6 months, father." She threw the blade at the closet.

"Oooooowwwwwwww! That's it when I get out there…" he grumbled.

"When will that be? You have to realize that you are not Jesus and you cant reach enlightenment in a closet with a built-in toilet. Besides, if you ever reach an 'enlightened stage', that still wont make you any prettier. It just makes you stink." She picked up another blade and started to sharpen that.

"Listen, Olay foundation and face wash is not enough for anyone, it is worth a try!" Ozai mumbled from inside the closet..

"ha, lets see what kind of lord you'll be. You're in complete darkness that if you come out any time soon, you'll go blind" She chucked another blade at the closet. (:O.o:)

"what time can I go out then?" he gave an honest question for an idiot.

"When the sun blows up. "

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(:yawn: they're not funny enough. Lets go to the Aang gang:)

"No, tell me what's porn!" Sokka screamed when Aang and Katara refused to tell him. The whole world seemed to stop. The birds froze in mid-flight, the hula-ing turtle and Momo stopped, and Appa, who was eating grass, just , well, let it fall out of his mouth,

Jack, who has been stranded with the gang (: lol, I couldn't let him continue working for me, could I:) Leaned foreword and whispered something in Sokka's ear. Sokka got all fidgety and twitchy. Aang was still pondering the concept of 'gayness', and Katara was just busy staring at jack. "Holy MOO" Sokka said after Jack was done.

(:thumbs up to the big machine bleeper dude, YEAH! 'Um, big machine bleeper dude? You still have my note on your forehead'

Bmbd(big machine bleeper dude): 'oh, yeah! Want me to cross out the swear words?' me: o.- twitch….:)

"LOOK! ITS AANG! GET HIM!" a hole appeared in the sky and a group of rabid fangirls fell out. They grabbed Aang and ran off.

"Okay!" I said as I came out of the shadows. "Jack you left the portal open! Now you have to go get him! OR…" I whisper very evil things in his ear, including something about an atomic bomb. I went back to where I came from, leaving Jack to faint in Katara's lap. Sokka brandished his boomerang very fondly as his left eye twitched. He thought (:yay he thinks! Shoot, I have to do the stethoscope thingy…:) ' hmmm…. What ways can I kill Jack…:blank:'

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later:

the gang is on the shore, ready to track down the rabid fangirls,

"Hey, where's Sokka?" Katara questioned Jack. Well, little do they know, 'unfortunately', Sokka boarded the ship next to theirs.

On the SS Idiot (The ship Sokka's on, duh. Appropriately named.)

Sokka is buried in the buffet table, biting the hands of any person who is hungry. (:wha! Be got Big machine bleeper dude:). A waiter walks by, and says the following, "Do you have money to pay for that, sir?"

In the Kitchen:

"So you guys were sentenced here too?" Sokka said to Iroh and Jun as he found himself in a hair net (like he needs it), apron, and pink rubber gloves.

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"AGH! I DON'T WANT PINK NAILS! THEY HAVE SPARKLES!" Aang screamed as he found himself in a fire nation bedroom with a gaggle of squealy, pink-obsessed girls. Then his long time of contemplation of 'gayness' kicked in. "Um, can I have the peach color instead?" the girls squealed and glomped Aang. (:…must…not…puke…:)

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"Soooo, Jake, what are your hobbies?" Katara asked Jack.

"GAAAAHHHHHHH! NOT AGAIN! PLEASE NOOOOOO!" Jack screamed and attempted to throw himself overboard. Katara grabs him just in time though. Jack, in his attempt to commit suicide, realizes that they were heading for the fire nation, and fainted.

(: o.O:) Katara left him on the deck and went to eat something.

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It will get funnier as it progresses, don't worry. Poor jack, little does he know that Zuko's ship is patrolling the edge of the fire nation, but that isn't his only problem….

Oh, I planted Zuko's diary somewhere in the story. Lets see if you can guess where… (:raised eyebrow:)

Thank you, all of those who reviewed and read my last story.

And if you want, you can participate in the stab the Ozai game. Just put one of your friends in a closet, (they're Ozai, okay?) and take a sword and repeatedly stab the closed (you're Zula), sounds fun, huh?

-Shirakura