Shiro P.O.V.
I wake up to the sound of Kuroh singing 'Mary had a little lamb' with a twist.
"SHIRO HAD A STUPID CAT, A STUPID CAT, STUPID CAT! SHIRO HAD A STUPID CAT, WHO I WANT TO KILLLL!"
"Um...Kuroh..." I walk intok the kitchen. I see Kuroh stabbing a watermelon over and over again. I laugh a bit. "Kuroh, what has that melon ever done to you."
"THE WATERMELON KILLED CARL!" Kuroh screams on the top of his lungs.
"Carl...? What?" I am greatly confused.
"YES! THIS WATERMELON MUST PAY FOR HIS SINS!" With that Kuroh goes back to brutally stabbing the watermelon, sending chunks everywhere. A chunk flies onto my face. I sigh.
"Kuroh, did you take anything today?"
"THE MICE! THE MICE ATE THE CHEESE!" Kuroh suddenly pushes me to the ground. "WHERE DID THEY GO! TELL ME BITCH!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KUROH?!"
Kuroh suddenly breaks into tears. "T-THE MICE ATE CARL!"
I see Neko enter the room, stifling a laugh.
"Neko, do you know what happened to him?" I ask.
"I-I..." Neko burst out laughing.
"What...Did...You...Do?!"
"I...I switched the labels again! He had a headache, so he was going to take a IB. BUT HE TOOK MY HAPPY PILLS INSTEAD!" Neko is now rolling on the ground laughing.
"Happy pills...?"
"YEAH, WHY DO YOU THINK I'M ALWAYS HAPPY?!"
I blink a few times. Neko is a junky...
"CARL! WHERE ARE YOU?! CARLLLLLL!" Kuroh is screaming the name.
"KUROH SHUT UP!"
"SHIRO!"
"KUROH!"
"SHIRO!"
"KUROH!"
"NARUTO!"
"SASKUKE!"
"NARUTOOOOO!"
"SASUKEEEEE!"
"NARUTOOOOOO!"
"SASUKEEEE-" I get interrupted when Kuroh shoves some pills into my mouth. I spit them out, but he shoves the whole entire bottle of pills in my mouth.
"Kuroh, stahp. Just. Stahp." Neko says.
I swallow the pills. My eyes widen. "RAINBOWS AMD SUNSHINE!" I see glitter everywhere. I see Kuroh, he looks like John Cena...
"AHHHHHHH!" I scream for no reason.
A/N: Okay! ENJOY THE CHAOS! PLEASE REVIEW! I AM UPDATING! WHY AM I YELLING! I DON'T KNOW! ECHOOOOO!
P.S: I might not have been sane while making this. :3