Title: Anime Characters do The Lord of the Rings

Written/directed by: Kato Shingetsu

Rated: pg 13 for battle sequences, scary moments, foul language, drug use- wait......really?.....oh ok sorry people there isn't any drug use in this fanfiction.......yet.

Summary: Characters from Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho ( Polterguise Report),

( Bishojo Senshi) Sailor Moon, .hack, Ayashi No Ceres/ Ceres Celestial Legend, Fruits Basket/ Furuba, and Rurouni Kenshin do The Lord of the Rings. Characters from Final Fantasy 7 and Kingdom Hearts also make appearences in this fanfiction.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho ( Polterguise Report), (Bishojo Senshi) Sailor Moon, .hack, Ayashi No Ceres/ Ceres Celestial Legend, Fruits Baskets/ Furuba, Rurouni Kenshin, The Lord of the Rings, Final Fantsy 7 or Kingdom Hearts........starts to sob

Cast List:

Frodo: Tsukasa from .hackSIGN

Merry: Rini ( Chibi-usa) from Sailor Moon

Pippin: Shippo from Inuyasha

Sam: Karou Kamyia from Rurouni Kenshin

Aragorn: Inuyasha from Inuyasha

Boromir: Bear from .hackSIGN

Legolas: Kagome from Inuyasha

Gimli: Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho

Gandalf: Yoko Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho

Saurman: Queen Beryl from Sailor Moon

Sauron: Sesshomaru from Inuyasha

Arwen: Kikyo from Inuyasha

Galadriel: Aerith from Final Fantasy 7/ Kingdom Hearts

Celeborn: Mirkou from Inuyasha

Eowen: Sango from Inuyasha

Eomer: Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho

Theodin ( King): Koenma ( adult version) from Yu Yu Hakusho

Grima Wormtounge: Jaken from Inuyasha

Faramir: Koga from Inuyasha

Gollum/ Smeagol: Aki (Mikage) from Ayashi no Ceres/ Ceres Celestial Legend

Eldron: Kenshin Himura from Rurouni Kenshin

Bilbo: Elk from the .hack video game series

Treebeard: Sanoske Sagara from Rurouni Kenshin

Denethor: Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho

Nazgul: Ayame Sohma, Tohru Honda, Saki Hanajima, Shigure Sohma, Kyo Sohma, Momiji Sohma, Kagura Sohma, Arisa Uotani, and Akito Sohma from Fruits Baskets/ Furuba. p.s- guess who's the witch king?

And to do it for you, 9 parts were given to Inuyasha characters, 5 to Yu Yu Hakusho, 2 to Sailor Moon, 3 to .hack, 1 to Ceres Celestial Legend, 3 to Rurouni Kenshin and 9 to Fruits Baskets.

I hope you enjoy my parody fanfiction

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Aerith's voice over

' The world is changing, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth...I smell it in the air'

' DIE CETRA DESCENDANT!'

' SEPHIROTH GET OFF THE ING STAGE MAN!'

' FINE!' some foot steps are heard followed by a door slamming shut.

' Thank you...now then. Once upon a time, in the Land of Middle Earth; Three rings were made for the elven kings....that would be me, Kenshin.....and some random. Seven were made to the dwarves, minors who could not get an I.D. And nine for the humans........stupid humans'

The Director makes a "come on" signal.

' Oh FINE! LONG STORY SHORT SESSHOMARU WANTS HIS RING BACK AND THE FATE OF THE WORLD BELONGS TO THE HOB-!!!'

Sephiroth comes back on stage ' I WANT TO BE SAURON'

The Authoress of the New Moon gets really really pissed off ' BOTH OF YOU GET OFF THE STAGE RIGHT NOW!!!'

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Prolouge story: Take Two

Aerith begins to do her voice over again: The screen is black, indicating a monologue.

" The world has changed. I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the ai-"

Sephiroth runs on stage and shouts again: " DIE!"

" SEPHIROTH GET OF THE STAGE NOW!! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING"

" FINE" some foot steps are heard followed by door slamming. ' This is a gay production any way'

' What'd you say!'

" AHEM!....three rings were made for the-"

" Hey what's in this room?"

" CLOUD GET OUT OF HERE I'M TRYING TO DO A MONOLOGUE!"

"....What's a mo-no-log?"

" grrr GET OUT!"

The door slams shut again and Aerith turns on the light revealing that her monologue is being done in the janitor's closet of the studio.

" Here's what you need to know" Aerith said, " 1 ring, 1 hobbit,...and a lot of chapters. Can I go now?"

" Yes" The Authoress of the New Moon said

" Good" Aerith said and stomped off the stage, grumbling something about idiots and there idiocy.

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