iSing a New Song Chapter 1: iSing for Smoothie's, an icarly fanfic

Summary- When the Gang start their second year of high school its bound to be a wacky adventure. And what has she got to do with this! Seddie, Criffin, and Cam/Zeke! Please Read

iSing for Smoothies

"You went to school to teach, girl

Things you never, never knew before..." I sang in a shaky voice.

Yea it's me Sam Puckett, jamming to the Jackson 5 in the Groovy Smoothie. You might be wondering why? Well if you (or the nuts who dared me too) were normal, you who be.

What?

O.K, I know Carly says "Don't insult people in your head, Sam, it's not lady like!" How does she even know I was doing that. Well she doesn't know now! Anyway, I'm singing this jank song cause Freddie( I know you'd think he would have learnt.), Wendy, Shane,Gibby,and Griffin bet me I couldn't sing ABC in front of the WHOLE Groovy Smoothie. And if id do mama gets All the smoothies I can drink if I do. And everyone knows Sam Puckett Never turns down a bet. Never .

"Like I before E except after C... And why 2 plus 2 makes four
Now now now, I'm gonna teach you...
(Teach you, teach you)
All about love, dear...
All about love " I sang.

And Sam Puckett NEVER loses a bet either.

"Sit yourself down; take a seat
all you gotta do is repeat after me.
ABC
Easy as...
123
Or simple as...
Do re mi
ABC, 123, baby, you and me girl!
ABC
Easy as...
123
Or simple as...
Do re mi
ABC, 123, baby, you and me! "

This is starting NOT to seem as TOTALLY embarrassing as it is .NOT. But i guess this is how Freddie, Gibby, and Griffin entertain them self's. I repeat- NUBS. And Carly went along with this cause "Griffin, thought it'd be funny. I'm Sorry but he's just SO HOT." Yeah, you guessed it Carly's crushing on Griffin. But she won't let me Chirp (A/N like Twitter) it.

"Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
I'm a going to teach how to sing it out!
Come on, come one, come on "

If you're wondering (like a normal person would? Sorry, forgot who i was talking to!) i did say junior. Me and the gang made it to high school!

"Let me show you what it's all about!Reading, writing and arithmetic
Are the branches of the learning tree

But without the roots of love every day, girl..." Dramatic pause.

We all go to Seattle Central High School or SCH to its friends.

"Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an A
How to get an A
Spell "me" "you"
Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do.."

Yep, Me, Sam Puckett, as actually made it through freshman AND sopmore year of high school! And I have a good chance of passing, kind of...

Yeah lots have changed between me, Carls, and Fredbo.

"Sit down, girl!
I think I love you!
No!
Get up, girl!
Show me what you can do!
Shake it, shake it, baby, come on now!
Shake it, shake it, baby, ooo oooh!
Shake it shake it, baby, huh! " as I sing I cast my eye's to my friends table.

Gibby has decided that's his cue to take his shirt of and shake his jello. One word: DISTURBING.

Carly Shay was looking at him in disgust. My best friend and Co-host on iCarly (if you've never heard of it you should go on ) was staring at Griffin who was looking at me. There's nothing wrong with Carly, high schools been good to her. Her jet black hair has grown arm to length and her dress sense has gone lighter, giving her a Snow White look. Our Friend Tally ( his real name is Tim) says that Carly is the sixth most popular girl at Seattle West Central High( or SWH to its students) which is pretty good for a jounior. And has become class president two years running, joined the running and writing club, AND still has clean hair every day! She's still a "good girl" who's still in "like" with a bad boy. I don't mind since said bad boy happens to be hot!

Freddie "Nub" Benson. Our best guy friend and tech producer who was looking at me with that stupid grin on his face. SWH's been good to him too (not that I noticed. Pstt...yea) He's finally got the perfect hair cut and fixed his fashion sense . He actually discovered something called a gym after I gave him a membership on Christmas two years ago. So I pride myself in having helped him get those biceps and that Six-pack... umm forget I thought that.

Hey you shouldn't be listening in on my thoughts, anyway.

Wait, come back I'm lonely in my head!

O.K where was I... Oh Freddie. He's actually really cool now since we don't fight as much now. And he's really sweet and ...FORGET THAT TOO! He's co-class prez ( is that what it's called? nevermind who care's...) and Tally says he's the fourth most popular guy in SWH AND some girls find him HOT ( I know weird. Total twilight zone!). AND He FINALLY got over Carly, and when he told us, we now have a special day on 13 of July is "Freddie is finally over Carly Day". Me and Carls think he likes someone else. He won't tell us though, what is wrong with the male population?

"ABC, baby, nah nah!
123,
Do re mi, baby, huh!
That's how easy love can be.
123, BABY,
ABC, BABY,
DO RE MI, BABY
THAT'S HOW EASY LOVE CAN BE
IT'S EASY, IT'S EASY LIKE COUNTING UP TO 3
SING A SIMPLE MELODY"

Now your probably wondering- Sam why aren't you telling us anything about Wendy, Shane, and Griffin. The answer- They aren't important and why are you asking you should be asking normal questions like- Miss Puckett can i get you some Ham and Soda?

Well, a girl can dream!

O.K ,Wendy, Shane, and Griffin have become our sort of friends. After Shane healed from the elevator shaft incident and Griffin got over the Peewee baby incident . Then with Gibby being Gibby, we all hung out. Wendy and them are all going to SWH too so yea. What else do you want from me?

"123, baby, oo ooo!
ABC, baby, nah nah!
Do re mi, baby, huh!
That's how easy love can be."

Finally done! I made my way to the table of nubs (who are now clapping like mad.).

"Wow, Sam that was amazing..." Said my brunette friend.

"Wow, Sam you can sing!" Freddie said with a nubbish smile on his face. Oh no Sam your blushing think QUICK...

"Don't sound so surprised..."I shot back.

"No Sam, I meant..." Freddie started, but was interrupted by Gibby.

"Yea, Sam who knew you had it in you!" said a sweaty Gibson (again DISTURBING) as he came to give me a hug.

"Stop there, Gibson," I said stopping him," Step any closer and I'll break your leg...got it."

"Got it..." Gibby replied, as he hurried back to his seat.

We talked about everything from missing Micheal Jackson (May he rest in peace) to how T-Bo got a job at the GS. Then i remembered the reason i put myself through that torture.

"Now, You'll," I said in my best Miley Cyrus voice, "Owe Mama some' smoothes. T-Bo!"

"S'up Sam." Said T-Bo.

" 5 blueberry splats, 6 LARGE fry's, with a free-fat fatcake! On the double!" I ordered.

"Sam!" Carly and Freddie exclaimed.

" What it's a Fat-Free fatcake guys, no biggie..."

A/N- Hey hope you enjoyed that. I'm hoping this will be a multi chapter story. Story. Cause I have loads of ideas!

Plus- my appreciation for the KING OF POP. And I'm so excited for iBeat The Heat!

+ This chpt. Has been renewed...

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