This was really for my own amusement.
Jigsaw is based off my own real life personality and is shockingly like our favorite villain.
Her voice isn't like most female villains, but lazy sounding and sounds like shes high. Not very sexy like. lD
If you guys are interested enough, I'll post Jigsaws picture in the next chapter. Link, that is.
And the Joker I see on here is the one from the animated The Batman series. Where he has that wild jester hair ya know? xD
Enjoy.
The city of Gotham. Home to the most deranged asylum. Arkham. Many criminals have graced its doorsteps, but she would be remembered. Oh yeah, she would be remembered. The new criminal gave a smile that seemed to stretch too far to be natural. Her eyes were the bloodiest red and her right cheek bore a red swirl tattoo'd onto the surface of her delicate skin. Her hair was fluffy at the top, and when it went past her ears it got straight. What the popular kids called 'scene hair' or whatnot. The color of it all was a natural brown except her bangs which sideswiped to the left and were as red as her eyes.
Her clothes were the normalest thing about her. Somehow, the off black jacket she wore was done in a fashion that made the shoulders looked like a suit but they didn't stick out, but looked as if they deflated and clung to her arms after the jacket went past her shoulders. The jacket widened back out upon coming to the end of the sleeves to reveal gloved hands. The color of these were an off white color with a black 'x' across both gloves. The fingers also were pointed as if trying to resemble claws. What she wore under the jacket was a shirt that was red as well, but only covered her breasts and nothing else. Her pants were the normal color for jeans and flared out at the bottom while the rest clung to her legs. Two belts crossed on her waist, one a chain of bullets and the other with the anarchy symbol dotted all over it with the buckle to match.
Her name is Jigsaw Halloween.
This girl was equivalent in more ways than one to the villain of Gotham known so wide named the Joker. More than she knew. Jigsaw had only heard of the constant on going battle he and Batman would have. It seemed fun and she was losing a lot of that lately, so the psychopath decided to come to Gotham. Maybe form an army here and there. Who knows? Maybe the rest of these villains would like her. Especially after she broke them out of Arkham all by herself.
"All work and no play makes Jigsaw a hysteric schizoooo~!" she sang, walking through the doors of Arkham.
Obviously, the guards were not expecting such an open attack and were staring dumbfounded, and as they did so, Jigsaw brought her leg up, grabbing two things that flew out of the holsters on her legs. Shotguns. Automatic. Frontline shit. Before they could say a thing, they were dead. The front of their face blown to hell. As she walked the corridor, she smiled and said quite loudly, "I like the sound you guys make."
When she reached the cells, she had the shotguns in both hands and shot both sides of the cells. Each shot made a door fly open and before long a confused criminal would pop his or her head out of the inside, staring dumbfoundly after the girl who seemed so normal from behind. When one emerged, his face was just as confused, but also had humor mixing somewhere in between. His skin was a ghostly white and his eyes wore perfect black around them. His eye color was completely red besides the yellow iris's and of course, black pupils. His hair was also strangely green, and worn in the fashion of a jester. Lips a dark red and tried to fight back the laugh bubbling within him, yeah, this is who you think it is. The Joker.
Upon seeing someone run past him, he yanked his arms out of his straight jacket as if he was free the whole time and grasped hold of the other roughly pulling them back. "HEY! Who is that girl?!"
"Don't know, but shes letting everyone in Arkham loose. Get out while you can!" the criminal seemed overly excited.
"Sorry my good man but I think you're gonna miss out on the fun." he slammed the guy roughly into the wall, knocking him out, and proceeded after the girl.
She was still busy blasting cells to hell and smiling like a maniac as she did so. Suddenly, eyes of a strange color dropped in front of her face and she stopped her blasting in surprise. Upon recollecting herself, she saw the person in front of her happened to be suspended upside down by holding onto a beam with his feet. This made her smile again, and back up slightly as the figure dropped down in front of her. His straight jacket still seemed to be on, but had its on patterns. Jigsaw could only assume he did this himself.
"What do you think your DOING?" he replied furiously and in a scratchy voice.
"What does it look like? Shouldn't you be thanking me?" she replied while checking her weapons' ammo.
"I am the Joker. I don't need no help." he stalked dangerously up to Jigsaw, pointing a finger.
"Oh my bad, forgot who that was for a second." she replied boringly, infuriating Joker this much more. "Sup'? I'm Jigsaw. And this is my city now."
Joker felt like he just got struck in the head. Did this bitch seriously come in here and claim HIS territory?! She HAD to be fucking screw loose to even say such a thing. As infuriated as he was, Joker put a pale hand to his head and threw it back in laughter, not startling the girl before him at all. She had the barrel of her shotgun pointed to the ground and was leaning on it, crossing her legs upon doing so. This was damn right hilarious! You don't forget who the Joker was, I mean, how could you? His features were unforgettable. And taking HIS city? No..no.
"Your good girl, but save the jokes for the comedian act." he finally calmed down.
"But my dear, you should know better than anyone jokes are.." she paused. "..DEADLY serious."
The end of her statement was met with a foot almost dropping down on top of her. She dodged easily, and looked at the strange clown in front of her. He looked ahead of him with a amused expression and eyes dancing with laughter. Before he could say anything, Jigsaw grabbed his still in place foot and attempted to twist it, only to have Joker grab the ground with his hands and turn in the process, so his ankle wouldn't break. Shock went through his eyes before he hopped back up like a snake.
"I'm going to assume your a lot more tougher than you look." he murmured a little seriously.
"Hey, people compare me to you back in other states. I'll leave that to you." she said it as if she didn't care, and held both shotguns at an angle in her hands.
The next five minutes was the two murdering psychopaths locked in a crazed fistfight. Or, feetfight since Joker only used those instead of his feeble hands. Jigsaw had to admit she did not know he would be able to fight so well. In the back of her mind, she wondered how good of a fighter Batman could possibly be if he threw Joker into Arkham so often. Wanting to end this fight, Jigsaw smoothly slid across the concrete floor, doing so by backing up, and running forward, and then sliding across the floor. Simple. And she went right under Jokers legs as she did so, waving to him as he looked down in confusement. When he looked back to see her running away, she wasn't there. What the hell.
"Runnnn! Its the Batm--" the yell was cut off by a scream. Joker knew what they were trying to say, and quickly headed for the exit.
He was out, but more importantly he needed to find Jigsaw again. She would not get off so easily.
Back out in the Gotham streets, Jigsaw landed on the concrete with a thud. Her walking would be normal at one time, and then go as if she was drunk or slightly dancing. Always moving in one way or another. She had her paranoia to blame for that. And upon landing, there was an explosion somewhere behind her, making her giggle like a schoolgirl and shoot off down the street. When she released some of the criminals from Arkham, some of the lowlife goons joined up with her out of fear of being caught again. She said alright, but they had to do anything. They agreed.
And so, some may have died in that explosion but that was not her problem.
"Who are you?" a startled policeman shook as he pointed his feeble handgun at the girl.
"Jigsaw, bitch." she had ran forward, hit his handgun away with the barrel of one of her shotguns, and pointed the free one at his face. Bang.
"Stop."
Jigsaw heard the voice, and turned her head slowly to look at the figure. Seriously, she had never seen a costume more ridiculous. Most villains didn't exactly wear a costume so..extreme such as that. But this wasn't a villain, he was a hero. Well, vigilante. Whatever. Its all the same. Hero, villain...no matter which one you are you always end up killing SOMETHING.. Of course it was Batman. She wondered when he would make his startling appearance. And he looked pretty pissed.
"Aww, but why?" Jigsaw faked innocence, which looked hilarious while holding frontline equipment in your hands.
"Who are you?" he spoke with a grunt.
"Geez, people have been asking me that all night. Can't you all deviate from the regular plan?" she put her hands on her hips and pointed a clawed finger to her head.
"..."
"Alright alright, my names Jigsaw. Be sure to make my file extra pretty." she mocked with a giggle.
When he suddenly shot a tether at her with a batarang at the end, she assumed it was intended to wrap around her like a automatic bind. Well, he failed. She shot out her hand when it wizzed past her and grabbed the metallic bind. Batman's eyes widened beneath the mask and was caught off guard as Jigsaw pulled him off his feet by yanking the tether her way. He fell, cursing his puzzlement at such a bad time, and looked up as he saw converse right in front of his eyes.
"Thats bad, Batman. And to think I thought you fought better than the Joker." she shrugged.
She had met Joker? "Do you work for him?"
He wanted to shield his ears as a shrill laughter filled the air, and its origin was the girl much to his surprise. He never knew a sound more disturbing than the Joker's laugh. "Are you serious? Me, mob boss of several across the states and my own reputation almost as large as his..I don't think so."
When she pointed her shotgun at his head, something hammered into her exposed stomach. She happened to be breathing out when it hit, so she didn't lose her air, but skidded on the pavement like those ninja's on japanese movies. Her fighting style surely was unique. She hadn't expected, however, to see Joker standing in front of her and Batman looking equally confused. Joker cracked his knuckles. He was no wearing a purple suit and something black that clung to his legs, but stopped pretty early. He wore no shoes, but had some sort of sock things on. Cool.
"Is there a problem?" Jigsaw asked with a smile.
"First, you come in here claiming this as your city, and then go after MY Batman?! You are one. Bad. Joke." his voice sounded sooo serious.
"I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but your in my way."
Joker wanted to kill her soooo badddd. "Ohhh you have a death wish."
He pulled out his equally large gun, startling Jigsaw a little. When he shot, she expected as much when a 'bang' flag popped out. He started to giggle like mad, but Jigsaw didn't lose her focus. And its a good thing she didn't, because the clown stopped abruptly and pressed the trigger again, causing it to shoot out like a spear gun. She side stepped in time, and stared at him with an eyebrow raised.
"You want to play with toys?" Jigsaw said, a smile threatening to stretch her face to its limits.
Both Batman and Joker's expressions narrowed.
"Come out 'n play Renegade." she said to them it seemed, but held out her hand in front of her. To their surprise, black smoke formed and created a shape before too long. When the smoke had cleared, it revealed a scythe. Not just any scythe, however, the blade was seemingly larger and not at all like Scarecrows scythe. It seemed..supernatural. Joker concluded right there she was not a normal person.
"What are you?" Batman murmured.
"A demon." Jigsaw replied, all too serious.
"You've got to be kidding me." Joker said, dropping his arms to his sides.
"Nope." she replied cheerily, throwing the scythe like a boomerang.
Both men ducked, but Joker also shot forward as they did so. Jigsaw ran for it, trying to make an escape. She laughed as she ran, reminding Joker of himself if he wasn't so pissed. He spared a glance behind his shoulder to see the Bat getting up and wondering where everyone went. The two criminals turned a corner, and Joker felt himself being yanked inside an abandoned building and a hand clamp over his mouth. He struggled, but stopped as Batman zoomed past.
"Wouldn't want him to ruin our fun." a mocking voice replied from behind him.
Jokers eyes widened as he realized who was holding onto him. He turned around swiftly, but was met with darkness. His eyes rested on a staircase, and he climbed it without a moments hesitation. When he got to the roof, multicolored eyes saw the figure of Jigsaw as she lept from building to building. When her voice drifted his way, he fumed at how she was singing at a time like this. And honestly, he wondered where his humor had gone to..
"..While we burn it to the ground tonight!" Jigsaw sang with laughter.
Kudo's to whoever can guess what Jigsaw is singing. lD Pretty obvious.
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