Discalaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I would, then you all would be brainwashed... that has not yet happened and the Vatican hasn't taken over the world by force, so I don't own Naruto... GODDEMMIT!!

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As a nine year old Naruto was walking home from academy, proud that he had learned some things about chakra control. He was damn proud of himself and was planning to go and celebrate it with some ramen.

'I'm gonna have lots of miso ramen, then some of chicken...' Naruto was pulled back from his train of thought as he was confronted by an angry looking mob.

The mob quickly closed in on him and circeled him. Naruto had nowhere to run. Some of the mob was shinobi of the leaf. It wasn't too long until they were on to him. they were beating him with fists and legs. Some even had brass knuckles with which they were doing damage. One punched Naruto into a dark alley. The group followed in on him. People started doing jutsus now. But something which they did not see was that Naruto's eyes had changed from perfect brilliant blue, to the matured sharingan. Naruto was lying on the ground helplessly, as he watched people perform jutsus onto him.

'Why is everything going in slow motion? Why can I see exactly what they are doing? Why do I feel like I have mastered these jutsus too?' Those were the thoughts that were running inside Naruto's head. As he was thinking as to why he knew exactly as what to do next, he felt power that he had never felt before. Red chakra started to gather around his body. He was suddenly able to move again, just in time to dodge a Katon: Ryuuka no jutsu! He went for the two people nearest to him. He instantly knocked out the two civilians with only brass knuckles. As he turned to face some of the shinobis that were going throuhg some hand seals, a figure jumped infront of him.

"Not to worry. I am your friend. Now don't do anything Naruto-san." They voice said as lighting started to form around his hand in the shape of a small blade crackling and emitting chakra around the now, neon blue alley. "RAIKIRI!" he roared behind his ANBU uniform.

"Oh dear kami! It's the copy ninja! Retreat!" screamed one of the shinobis, before they all fled.

"Thank you so much..." Naruto managed to say as he looked at the man in ANBU uniform who had just saved him. His sharingan was still flaring but, he himself was slumped on the ground, the kyuubi's chakra vanished. Slowly the crackling lightning disappeared from the man's hand as he walked over to Naruto, quiet surprised about the sharingan.

"Come on now, we'll get you to the hospital. Not to worry, I'll be at your side during the time it gets for the Hokage to arrive. My name is Kakashi by the way." Kakashi assured. 'Besides, I owe that much for your old man...' Kakashi added to himself as he started leaping towards the hospital at full speed.

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"Where the hell is he?" roared the Sandaime hokage as he got into the hospital.

"He is o-o-o-o-on the th-th-th-third floor. Room 359" stuttered the nurse on the reception desk.

"Thank you" was the reply the nurse got as the robes of the Hokage just flashed white as he disappeared to the staircase.

"Kakashi! Is he okay?" Sarutobi rammed the door open to see Kakashi sitting next to Naruto who was sleeping on the hospital bed.

"He should be fine according to the nurses..."

"But why do they treat the last Namikaze like this? What has he done against them? Why can't they honor his last wish?" Sarutobi asked no one in particular.

"Who is he? And you mean that I am a Namikaze, not Uzumaki?" Our blond friend sat up.

"Dammint Naruto, I wished that I would not have to tell you this, so soon... You are the last of the Namikazes. Your father was Minato Namikaze, the Yondaime Hokage. And your mother was Kushina Uzumaki." Needless to say all this information shocked Naruto beyond words.

"Your father sealed the Kyuubi into you, because you were the only child born on that day, and you were his only child. Your mother was killed shortly after giving birth to you by one of the Kyuubi's attack."

"But Naruto, you are not the Kyuubi. You are only his container, Jinchuuriki. But not worry, I'll help you defend your self, and help you out with your Sharingan." Kakashi entered the conversation.

"What, so you mean that he has the sharingan? That must be the Kyuubi's work." The 'Proffesor' concluded.

"Would you do that for me Kakashi-niisan?" Naruto said.

"Sure, but never call me niisan again... You don't know me very well, and second of all, consider me more like a godfather than a brother."

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A year had passed since Kakahsi had started training Naruto. Not only had he progressed in all aspects of Ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjutsu, he had also dropped the dumb act. He had now progressed to be the among the top five of his year. Kakashi had also discovered that Naruto had a huge chakra reserve and thus, explaining why he could not perform some of the easiest jutsus like the bunshin. Instead he had taught him the kage bunshin.

Naruto hadn't changed his outfit at all. He claims that orange is the only color that a ninja should wear. He had also gotten chakra weights. He now supported 25kg on all limbs.

One day as Naruto was walking with his friends, Kiba, Chouji, Shikamaru, Shino, and Hinata, their laughter (even Shino was laughing) was stopped by a mob of villagers. They had hate in their eyes, as they looked at Naruto. Naruto knew that he would not stand a chance against them, thus he did the only thing he could think of. He fled as one of the villagers started throwing kunais and shuriken towards him.

"What the hell is wrong with you guys!?" Kiba barked as he watched the mob of villagers take to the rooftops to chase Naruto.

It wasn't long before the mob caught up to Naruto, and started beating him up even though he did put up a good fight. He was over powered by the mob, which consisted of Chuunin and some random civilians. As he was being beaten to death he screamed on the top of his lungs "SOMEONE HELP ME!!"

As Naruto's friends arrived they saw Naruto being beaten after his scream even harded. They gasped as someone was about to make the killing blow onto Naruto. He was stopped however by a mysterious plae man with grey hair.

"Seems like this kid will come with me... Now for the name of Lord Jashin, you shall die for harming him!" He stated rather loudly before he began the killing. He killed half of the group while only leaving the other half on the brink of their lifes.

"Now kid, would you like to join my organization to make you stronger, and achieve all your goals. With the help of me you could also spread the name of Lord Jashin and be whatever you ever wanted." The mystery man asked.

"Sure ... thing..." Naruto said before he passed out revealing a 'cut' on his forehead.

"As for you guys, tell the Hokage and train. You will see him later on in your life. Secret Art: Transportation Jutsu! " and with a loud puff they were gone leaving the academy students buffled.

"We need to tell the Hokage!" Chouji was the first to come back to his senses. With that they left running for the Hokage tower.

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"Welcome to Akatsuki... Namikaze Naruto"

"What where am I? And who are you? Where is the man who saved me?" Naruto asked the mysterious man who spoke to him.

"He was Hidan, now as for who am I? I am Pein, the leader of Akatsuki. Akatsuki is an organization for people who are 'special'. We are at a remote location in the mountains. This is your new home. We will train you. And I found you two senseis. Come fort!" Pein introduced himself and called out.

The mystery man called Hidan came in and so did a freaky old man with long white hair.

"So you feeling better? Naruto, right? well I am Hidan. Your new sensei along with-" But Hidan was cut off.

"The great legendary Gama-sennin! Also the writer of Icha Icha paradise! None other than your truly Jiraya-sama of the Sannin!" the old man performed a jig as he intorudec himself.

"AAAAH So you are the Ero-sennin who writes the orange books that Kakashin-sensei reads!" Naruto brightly said.

"HMPH! damn that name is so not true!" Jiraiya said.

After a long discussion about Naruto's past, both Jiraiya and Hidan agreed to teach him.

"Naruto, I want to convert you to the Jashin faith. Is that okay with you?"

"Sure thing, after all I owe you that much at the very least."

"Great! We will start the ritual straight away."

During the ritual Naruto screams out in agony. His sharingan activates, and a third eye appears onto his forehead. The 'cut' opens up to reveal a bright teal shinning eye. The Jagan eye. Hidan is the least to say shocked as is Jiraiya. The jagan blazes on with full power and fury. The Jagan's power was even felt at Konoha by Kakashi, and Sarutobi, who were at least 200 kilometers away. The Jagan does an incredible thing. It shoots a beam towards Hidan, who dodged it only to see the wall behind him burned down. He quickly continues the ritual and finishes it as the Jagan seems to get more powerfull.

"HOLY SHIT! YOU ARE MINATO'S KID! SEALING STYLE: CHAKRA SEALING! " the old pervert runs up to Naruto and rams his hand on to Naruto's chest, taking down the Jagan and deactivating the sharingan.

"Well that was surely close. Now that he has awaken the Jagan, he will also awaken in time the ultimate jutsu... The Hiraishin no Jutsu! " Jiraiya said.

"Good think that I found him. Now after he wakes up, he will be immortal like me. Then we will start the tor- I mean the training and have him set up with a team and have them become shinobis. " Hidan states.

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The following day all of Konoha is gathered to hear an announcement by the Hokage.

"Fellow citizens of Konoha! Hear me, It has been confirmed that an academy student who was showing great skill has left the village after a mob tried to kill him! Half the mob was killed by a mysterious man who took the academy student. That student was the heir to the Namikaze clan." All were shocked after hearing the last part.

"That is not the worst thing. Only two hours later to the fact that I had heard that he had left the village because he was mobbed by his own people, he awakened the Jagan! That was the incredible force most of you felt yesterday. It saddens me to no ends that most of you didn't honor Yondaime's wish view his son as a hero. Thus, if you ever happen to see formerly known person 'Uzumaki Naruto' please try to get him back to the village." Sandaime concluded as he walked away from the podium.

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A month later in Konoha...

Shikamaru had gotten mad at the people of Konoha for the last time. He had seen people talking cheerfully about how great it was now that Naruto was gone. So he had started training. Yes he had started training on his family jutsus, and he had also started to work with chakra knives. He got help from his father and Sarutobi Asuma, when he was not on missions.

Chouji had turned into a war machine. He carried around a battle ax and had also mastered most of his family jutsus. He was viewed as a genius of his age group much like Shikamaru was too.

Kiba had just started doing an incredible work out with Akamaru. They kept on training forever. They trained until they couldn't anymore.

Shino had gone quiet. Nobody really knew what was going on in his head anymore. But one thing was sure. He was getting stronger as were the others that had seen Naruto the last time.

Hinata had started taking private training sessions with Mitarashi Anko. This had boosted up her self-esteem. She was also training on her family taijutsu with her father more and harder, which surprised her father, but he was still happy.

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Wat u all think about the first chapter? i know i know not the best but i will always try to make it better... Besides i'm moving up to the fun parts pretty soon so stick around to read them! as always R&R

and send a message if it takes too long to UD im kind of lazy sometimes so...

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