Rei and Kai: Journal and Fan Mail
Rei mail 1
Heya! This is Yami Maniac. Just to let those who can be bothered know, you can e-mail me with ideas for the fan/hate mail and/or entries in the journals. I'll try my best but I have a major exam coming up and therefore I can't do everything at once.
I see zero point in this so I'll say it now and it applies to the whole fic.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BEYBLADE OR ANY OTHER ANIME/MANGA/GAME/BOOK CHARACTER YOU SEE HERE SO THERE!
Except, of course, my dearest OC's, whom I love to pieces. Them I own.
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To my lord and master and love of my life, Rei.
Squeeeeeeee! I can't believe I'm actually doing this! I am you no.1 fan x 100 Squeeeeeeee! Oooohie! Can you go kiss Kai 4 me please? I'm waiting in the tree outside your window with a camera right now! Squeeeeeee!
I LOVE U! PLS MARRY ME!
IsecretlystalkYOU
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From: Re:
AH! Who are you, you crazy woman! You are a freak of a rabid stalker fangirl!What are you doing outside my window, in my tree! You are using words that don't even exist! I can't understand even a quarter of your message and what I can understand is seriously freaking me out! I am 100 straight thank you! Even if I were gay, it definitely would not be with Kai! He is SCARY! He was yelling at us all morning (all Tyson's fault) AND we had to run TEN laps extra! Even ME! AND THE DAY I MARRY A TWISTED RABID FANGIRL STALKER IS THE DAY BRYAN LETS A GIRL WITH HAIR MORE THAN ONE COLOUR HUG HIM LIKE AN OVERSIZED PLUSH TOY! SO NOT HAPPENING!
The one and only,
Rei Kon
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Grr. How dare she. THAT'S MY TREE! MINE! Eh, sorry. Kind of territorial. Just a little. Okay, a lot. Just ask Max. He learnt the full extent of my wrath when he stole my headband. THAT WAS SPECIAL! MY MOMMY GAVE ME THAT! IT WAS EVEN A PRETTY RED COLOUR! Sorry again.
Okay, I know you are dying to know what happened to that highly irritating girl. Well, I found her in my tree and kicked her off. Then, I 'borrowed Dragoon kind of without permission' (this scene was cut out because it was too violent with multiple ultra-high-pitched screams, blood and gore) Tyson was upset because I made his precious Dragoon all bloody. I told him it was payback for this morning. He kept his mouth shut after that.
I didn't see Kai there. Hm… the last I saw him was with that book he was reading. That was after training. He looked worried. Anyway, goodbye my lovelies. For those who endured that, you get a "One Hug Rei" Card.
The greatest,
Rei Kon
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