Disclaimer: I don't own FFX but this game goes to SE
Attention:
A funny parody about FFX, please don't get offended by the story,because ther's plenty of coarse language.I am fan of Aurikku,tho ...;) and I am not racist, this story is made just for fun! ;p OOC/AU
Once upon a time, there
was a guy named Tidus ' The Muthafucker', he was a very adventureous
guy. He always tried to find a way to get into trouble and get out of
it. Tidus was in love with a slutty milf named Lulu, she lived with
her husband (Auron) who was a perverse pedophile. He once was
arrested by the police for sexually molested 2 underaged girls, Rikku
and Yuna. Rikku was 14 and Yuna was 17 years old.
Auron was brought to a trial presided by a great noble judge named Sir Jecht.The trial went for several days until the verdict was made. The verdict stated that Auron was not found guilty for fucking underaged girls, Auron got a way with it.
The reason why Auron was found innocent because Rikku and Yuna were young notorious prostitutes from the city Zanarkand. Therefore, Rikku and Yuna were not the victims of the molestation, but in fact the court found that Rikku and Yuna who actually raped and sexually molested Auron.
Back to the story of Tidus, one day he was walking in Al Bhed park where Lulu was always there, feeding the birds and fucking black men from Africa. Lulu was very keen of black men because she once spent a year in Africa where she did something naughty and nasty with the villagers there, who were blacks,so to speak.
Lulu went back to Spira and married Auron. So, Tidus went passing by Lulu who was feeding the birds. He tried to have a conversation with her but he was to embarrased, Lulu looked at him and asked " How can i help you, sir? ". TIdus stuttered " Nothing, I'm fine...nice weather, uh? "
She replied "Not bad, a bit cloudy but it's alright , I suppose " . " Yeah "
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