Me: Here is a quick one-shot Mario Party horror fic. It is based on the beginning of Mario Party 1. I had the idea while playing Mario Party 9. I just thought of Mario Party 1, and then I had the idea to do a horror fic. Anyway, all that aside, enjoy.
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Like every Monday Morning, the Mario gang always went up to Goomba Meadows to talk and have a picnic. Peach was staggering up the hill, the huge picnic basket scraping along the ground. Mario was walking beside her, whistling, not a care in the world.
'Ugh, M-Mario? A little help here-GAH!' Peach shrieked as she stumbled and fell head-first down the hill.
The picnic basket flap opened up and all the food fell out, a sandwich hitting Wario hard on the nose.
'Ouch' he grumbled, rubbing it.
Peach and the picnic basket landed at the bottom. She lay still, her forehead bleeding. DK came along, and walked over Peach. Then he realized he had forgotten his lucky banana, and turned to head back. That's when he saw Peach. Her eyelids fluttered open.
'What happened?' asked DK, shocked.
'Ugh, get me up' grumbled Peach.
They didn't notice, but at that moment, a cloud burst into sparkles in the bright blue sky, and rained down in the middle of the meadow, shocked Mario, who was the only one at the top.
'What was THAT?' he wondered.
Peach and Dk came up, panting. Peach whacked Mario hard on the head, and he rubbed it in agony.
'Ouch, bitch' he said, and turned to Peach with fire in his eyes.
Peach grinned, looking smug. Suddenly, Toadette ran up, screaming. She was holding a stick, blazing with fire. DK gasped as Toadette ran across the top of the hill, her pupils pitch black. She lunged at Peach, her eyes swirling, but she swiftly moved to the left, and Toadette fell down the hill, breaking her neck in the process.
'Well, that was random' said Peach casually, turning to Mario and DK.
Wario then came up, followed by Yoshi.
'Where's Green?' he asked, his voice deeper than usual.
Then there was a cry. Everyone glanced up and saw Luigi flying down on a handglider. He landed on Wario, who groaned in pain.
'Get of me, fatty!' he yelled.
'YOU can't say anything' said Peach, putting her hands on her hips.
Wario hissed at Peach. Then they all began talking.
'Anyway, so I was walking down the street, and then Daisy came out, screaming like hell. So I asked her what was wrong...Are you listening?' Peach asked to Mario and DK who were sleeping.
'...Huh? OH, yeah, I remember when I slept with Rosalina behind your back' replied Mario, and his face fell hard back on the ground, snoring.
Peach scowled, and walked over to the others. Suddenly, Toad ran up the hill, panting.
'Sorry I'm late!' he cried, waving a piece of paper which looked like a schedule.
'Late for what?' asked Yoshi, astonished.
'WHAT? MARIO PARTY, OF COURSE!' yelled Toad, just as astonished.
'Mario Party?' asked Mario, proudly. 'Yes, Mario Party'
Wario then grunted in anger and shoved Mario over.
'MARIO Party? Don't you mean WARIO Party?' he said, grinning.
Peach folded her arms.
'Guys, Party begins with 'P' and who's name here also begins with 'P'? Me!'
'Yoshi! Yoshi!' laughed Yoshi, enjoying all the commotion.
'Why don't you just speak normally?' scowled Luigi.
'Fine' sighed Yoshi, and sat down.
'Guys! Guys! GUYS!' screamed Toad.
Everyone looked at him, shocked.
'Did I mention...' he said, and smirked. 'That whoever wins the Mario Party gets to be the superstar?'
Everyone was silent for a moment. Then they all began screaming.
'I AM THE SUPERSTAR!' yelled Peach very loudly.
'The superstar of your ass, yes' laughed Yoshi, grabbing Peach by the neck and throwing her to the ground.
She coughed blood, and it splatted all over the lush green grass. She pretended she was dead, and stayed silent.
'Superstar Luigi!' cheered Luigi, beaming as he kicked Yoshi to the ground, stomping on him repeatedly.
Toad backed away, terror-stricken.
'GUYS! I GOT A WAY TO SETTLE THIS!' cried Mario, and everyone but Peach looked at him.
'What, fat ass?' asked Wario, and him and DK began snickering.
'...LET'S HAVE A MARIO PARTY!' smiled Mario, laughing.
Everyone, even Peach, then began kicking and punching Mario everywhere. Luigi had a secret pocket knife, and he slit Mario's throat, laughing as he choked on his blood. Peach, Wario, DK, Yoshi and Toad gasped, and backed away from him. He glanced up, grinning.
'Oh. Did I just kill everybody's hero, Mario?' he asked in an innocent voice. 'Oh. Well, none of us care, right? I did just see Peach slapping him on the face, and DK punching him, and Wario stomping on him, and Yoshi wrapping him up and trying squeeze Mario to death with his mouth? Yes, that's all right, isn't it? So, I decided to do something even worse, and slit his throat. It is quite enjoyable to see your victims choking on their blood, begging for their life. Well, I don't care! Now, let's get back to the fun, eh?'
Peach gave a scream which echoed through the meadow. Suddenly, a huge bolt of lightning burst through the clouds, zooming towards the group. It struck DK, electrocuting him easily. He fell onto the hard ground, sweating. Peach fell onto her knees, weeping.
'DK! NO!' she screamed, her tears soaking his fur.
DK then got up, shaking himself.
'What the fuck were you just doing?' he questioned.
'Um, nothing' replied Peach casually, getting up and brushing herself off.
She took a glance at Mario's body, the blood almost covering his whole face. She laughed silently. Luigi looked at DK, who was distracted. He was looking at Peach, lost in a daydream. Luigi ran towards him, his pocket knife raised. Peach went pale and leapt out of the way. DK turned to Luigi, and gasped as he jumped into the air, sticking in the knife firmly. Blood ran down from his head, and his eyes went blank. His body turned limp, and he fell and tumbled down the mountain. Toad watched from the corner of the mountain, shaking.
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A/N: It turns out this will be split into two parts. Knowing me, I will split it into three. Or four. Or five. Or six. Or five hundred. XD. Please, please review.