Lord Vetinari's Schedule
12 PM to 3 AM: sleep–with one eye open.
3 to 5 AM: clean things up
5 to 5:30 AM: meeting with Vimes
5:30 to 6 AM: deal with that idiot, Rust
6 to 6:29 AM: do paperwork
6:30 to 7 AM: read dumb reports
7 to 8 AM: read dumb copies of dumb reports
8 to 9 AM: have row with that idiot, Lord Rust
9:30 to 10 AM: see Leo about 'throw balls of rock via fireworks device;' think of a much better name
11:30 AM to 1 PM: go to dull opera
2:15 to 3:33 PM: Assassins Guild reunion
3:45 to 4 PM: more dumb reports to read
4 to 4:15 PM: learn names of new watchmen
4:30: buy newspaper, act surprised
4:40 PM: go back to Leo and hear about 'amazing no-magic moving serial storyline;' think of better name and realize that whole planet would sit and watch until universe ended
5 to 5:30 PM: wonder what's wrong with that man
5:50 to 6 PM: look over paperwork
6 to 6:29 PM: listen to idiotic dis-organizer
6:30 PM: throw damned thing into ocean, hope a shark eats it
6:31 to 11 PM: deal with all the stuff that came up over the day, while doing other things
11 to 12 PM: be cheerful and relaxed and a people person