Tokyo Mew Mew

Tokyo Mew Mew Truth or dare

Pudding: Hi and welcome to the Tokyo Mew Mew Truth or Dare show, Na No Da!

Me: Thanks for the intro Pudding. Here on the Tokyo mew mew show we're going to ask you're favorite characters Questions! The characters who will be on the show are Pudding, Tart, Zakuro, Pai, Kish, Ichigo, Mint, Ryou, Keiichiro and Lettuce!

Audience: 'screams and applauses'

Me: Now first things first!

'suddenly everyone one is tied to an electric chair'

Ichigo: Nya!! What happened!?

Pudding: This is very uncomfortable, Na No Da!

Me: I, the powerful authoress (Not really), have made you all tied up, using only my mind!

Tart: I think she's lost her mind……

'everyone nods in agreement.'

Me: Silence! I have tied you all to an electric chair so that you must tell me the truth!

Pudding: Lettuce onee-chan, I'm scared Na No Da!

Lettuce: Me too Pudding, me too….

Me: Now who to ask a question first…………? Ah, Lettuce, the fish girl!

Lettuce: Um, actually, porpoises aren't fishes………………

Me: Whatever! Okay, now answer this; what's 2+2?

Lettuce: Um, aren't you supposed to ask me questions about my life….?

Me: TIMES UP!! The correct answer is 4!! 'pulls out a remote and presses a button'

Lettuce: 'lettuce is shocked by her chair' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Mint: That girl's crazy!!

Zakuro: I know!!

Tart & Pudding: I'm scared!!

Pai: Release us at once! You're scaring the children!

Tart: Yeah, you- what a second!! I'm not a child!!

Me: Silence!!

'everyone got quit because they're afraid'

Me: Good! Oh, I know! I'll ask the cat girl a question!

Ichigo: My name is Ichigo, NOT cat girl!

Me: I don't care! Now let's see….. do you love Kish?

Ichigo: NO I DO NOT!! I love Masaya, and Masaya only!!

Me: WRONG ANSWER!! 'pushes another button on the remote and shocks Ichigo'

Ichigo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! HOW DID I POSSIBLY GET THAT WRONG?!

Me: I don't want you to like Masaya; I want you to like Kish!! Oh, and just for future reference, If you give me answers that I don't like, then I will zap you! Now Ichigo, go give Kish a kiss on the cheek!

Ichigo: But I don't like him!

Me: Now!!

Ichigo: But I can't!! I'm all tied up!!

Me: No worries!! I'll just move you're chair next to him. 'Ichigo's chair magically appears next to Kish's.'

Tart: How DOES she do that?!

Pudding: I don't know, Na No Da.

'Ichigo leans over her chair and gives him a quick kiss on the cheek.'

Ichigo: There! HAPPY NOW?!

Me: As a matter of fact, yes, I am!

Ichigo: Grrrr!!

Pudding: What's wrong with Ichigo onee-chan?

Mint: I'm not sure.

Kish: Thank you for making Koneko-Chan kiss me!

Me: No prob. Now, who shall be my next victim….?

'Tart sneezes'

Me: Of Course!! Tart will be my next victim!

Tart: Oh no……..

Me: Okay, do you like Pudding?

Tart: NO I DO NOT! 'Tart blushes several different shades of red'

Me: Ah ha! You blushed! That means you like her!

Tart: That doesn't mean anything!!

Me: Yes, it does!

Tart: No, it doesn't!

Me: Yes!

Tart: No!

Me: Yes!

Tart: NO!

Me: YES!

Ichigo: Hey, why doesn't the midget get shocked!?

Tart: I'm not a midget!

Me: Because I like him. I probably won't shock Pai, Zakuro, Kish, or Pudding either.

Ichigo: That's favoritism! That's not fair!

Me: Well life isn't fair! Deal with it! Tart, I demand you to kiss Pudding on the cheek!

Tart: NO WAY!!

Pudding: I agree Na No Da! Me and Tar Tar are just friends!

'Tart looks sad'

Me: Fine! Now it's dare time!!

'All of TMM groans'

Me: Okay! Ichigoooooooooooooooooo…………………………..

Ichigo: OH NOOOO!!

Me: Oh, yes!

'Takes Ichigo into a soundproof room'

Mint: I wonder what she's going to dare Ichigo to do….?

Kish: I hope that she doesn't hurt poor koneko-chan!

Tart: 'cough' Old hag. 'cough'

Pudding: 'Giggles'

Tart: 'looks away to hide his dark red blush'

Me: Ichigo, I dare you to tell Kish that you always had liked him!!

Ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I can't and I won't!!

Me: Ichigo…… why are you blushing….?

Ichigo: Huh? 'suddenly realizes her face is red' Uhhhhh…………………

Me: 'anime question mark forms over my head' Okkkkaayyyyyyyy………. I'll just skip you then….

'brings Ichigo back'

Me: Okay! Next is Pudding!

'brings Pudding into the soundproof room'

Lettuce: What happened?

Ichigo: Ano… she decided to skip me…..

Mint: Why?

Ichigo: Ano……

Me: Okay, you MUST do this Pudding, got it? Promise me you'll do it, no matter what?

Pudding: Okay, na no da….

Me: 'smiles triumphantly' I dare, no wait; I DEMAND that tell Tart you like him!

Pudding: Wha?! ' she blushes a light shade of pink'

Me: You PROMISED, Pudding.

Pudding: ..…

'brings Pudding back untied'

Me: Now do it!

Pudding: All right, all right!

'Pudding walks over to Tart and tells him that she likes him and Tart blushes MANY different colors'

Pudding: There, Na No Da!

Me: Good!

'Pudding is tied back up'

Me: Now Lettuce, I dare you to run around Tokyo screaming, "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!"

'Lettuce whimpers'

Me: Off with you, do as I command!

Me: 'sends her into Tokyo and attaches a camera and shocker on Lettuce' Now begin!

'Lettuce start's running around like a manic and screaming "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!",in fear of being shocked'

Me: Now I am pleased! Now, all you peoples out there, send in your dares! We'll be waitin'! JA NE!