Well, today is Bonfire Night, and Deidara does like explosions. However, I have no idea how it turned out SasoDei. Or DeiSaso, to be more accurate. I also have no idea how the original didn't get destroyed... Nobody I know likes SasoDei T-T
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto.
"Daaannaaaa, un!"
"What is it, brat?"
"Guess what today is, un?!"
"The fifth of November... Go away..."
"Nope, un. It's bonfire night!"
"Oh good Lord, your favourite day of the year. I should have known when you blew up my puppet."
Indeed, today is the fifth of November, the day when looooong ago, way way before Baka-kun's great-great-great Grandma was born, a plot to blow up parliament (boom!) was foiled and Guy (not to be confused with Gai) Fawkes was burned alive. I don't do history anymore, so I can't remember the details. But now it's more commonly known as 'the day when the pyromaniacs gather and make sweet sweet explosions... in the sky :D'
As we all know, Deidara loves explosions, and he loves art, so when the fireworks explode to make prettiful colours, Deidara is happy.
"Soooo. Are you busy tonight, un?"
"Yes."
"But Daaaannaaaaa~"
"Fine."
And so Deidara skipped (?!) out of their shared bedroom, smiling with all three mouths. Sasori sighed and went back to repairing the puppet. That his roomie had destroyed previously. Damn him.
*
Being November, it was dark by 5:00. By 5:30, it was dark enough for the fun to begin. Sasori and Deidara were stood atop the latter's huge clay bird, which was in turn hovering above a random school. Their breaths made puffs of smoke in the almost-winter air - well, Deidara's did since Sasori can't breathe.
"You're not going to blow up the school are you?"
"Maaaybe~"
"You never change..."
"Have more faith in me."
Deidara leaned in and kissed the ex-Suna nin, a long, passionate, yaoi-filled kiss. He wrapped his arms around Sasori and released a few small clay bombs into the still air. They broke apart when Deidara activated the c-1 bombs, the sparks of colours bleeding into each other. He spoke softly:
"Look up, un."
The words 'I love you' hung in the sky, imprinted on their memories though they faded into the black backdrop of the sky. Sasori looked into Deidara's eyes, filled with honesty and love.
"You forgot the 'un'."
"So I did, un. So I did."
So they sat, hand in hand and watched the fireworks. Sometimes, explosions speak louder than words.
"Can I blow the school up now, un?"
"Go ahead."
If it sucks, blame the Golden Magic Monkey. Damn you Golden Magic Monkey~ Wow, I really do quote Abridged a lot.
My friend pointed out today that the stages in our school's new 'Damn, you're in trouble' system (the name I made up on the spot ^^) are C1, C2, C3 etc. Like Dei's bombs :D
Now, a birthday present for Emma (Kevin):
Baka-kun: Deidara Summoning no Justu!
-Said Akatsuki member poofs into B-kun's cramped bedroom-
Deidara: What the hell, un!
B-kun: Righti-o. I have a birthday request for you.
-Hands Dei peice of paper-
Dei: 'Can you blow up these people for me please?' Oh, an assassination mission, un.
B-kun: Not assassination - entertainment! Bloody, violent, explodable entertainment. Teacher Summoning no Jutsu!
-Mrs Landor (see 'The Greatest Kazekage'), Emma's maths teacher and our old PE teacher poof into the really cramped room-
B-kun: Nao Explood'd thems!
-Dei makes small bombs and plan them on teachers as B-kun sets up a shield-
Dei: Katsu!
-Teachers 'splode, making a mess of the room-
B-kun: Oh crapsicles, Teacher guts on bed. Ewwwww.
-Dei laughs and gets elbowed in the stomach by B-kun-
Dei: I'm out of here, un.
-Poofs out-
B-kun: Damn shemales, leaving you to clean up... HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!
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