Problems with the Alphabet
First of all is C and K. C is play-gee-ar-ie-sing K. like, c'mon, dude. And THEN he plagiarises S! this guy needs to be arrested!
Q does it too! And U and Y and R. Q is kwu. SO WHY DO I HEAR THE U SOUND? U, you gotta stick up for yourself, bud. Like 'queue'- it's 1 letter with 4 unnecessary letters! U,Y and R sound like words, as well.
Jeez ._.
E has too much value. So does A: they're in most words. One or the other are in most of the extremely long words like athlete or escapade. That or short words like are, car and far, or me, be and see. Wait… that sounds like C, too… GOD DAMMIT C!:(
X has too little value. So do Y and Z. Explode, yacht, yet, yeet : ) , zany, zip and Zodiac were basically all I found starting with those letters. U doesn't have enough either. This is alphabetism!
Alphabetism is like racism, just about the alphabet. And it's RUDE!
Is there another dumb mistake within this English alphabet? Will make a part 2 if there is!
Ninjadoritozzz out! =D