Kyuubi: This is my first Fic so be nice!
Naruto: Yea be nice!
Sasuke: Stupid Dobes...
Kyuubi and Naruto: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Sakara: Kyuubi doesn't own Naruto...
Team Gai
It was a three o' clock in the morning and of course everyone was asleep. But 'everyone' does not include Gai and Lee who were training vigorously.
"YES LEE MY PRIZE YOUTHFUL STUDENT! YOU ARE DOING WONDERFUL! I ADMIRE YOUR YOUTHFUL GLOW!" Yelled Gai as he watched Lee repeatedly kick a poor tree.
"THANK YOU GAI-SENSEI BUT YOUR YOUTHFUL GLOW SHINES BETTER THEN MINE THAT I HAVE TO WEAR THESE SUNGLASSES TO KEEP FROM BEING BLINDED!"
"OH NO LEE! YOU GLOW IS SHINIER THEN MINE!"
"NO YOURS IS GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
The two embraced and a sunset background appeared behind them out of nowhere.
Then a boot flew and hit Gai in the back of the head rending him unconscious followed by Naruto shouting: "WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Lee sits there staring at the unconscious form of his beloved sensei and starts crying.
"Cry-baby" mutters Naruto and goes back to bed. Lee sat there for 5 hours until Neji and Tenten arrived. To the relief or Lee and the misfortune of Neji and Tenten, Gai awoken.
"Gai-sensei! You have awoken, I was worried" exclaimed Lee.
"No need to worry Lee! My youthfulness can not be put out by a mere boot!"
"Gai-sensei I'm glad you have you youthfulness back!"
"So am I!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
The pair continue that for 20 minutes while Tenten and Neji stand there twitching.
"They have each a new low..." mutters Tenten. "No...I think they have gone lower." replies Neji and points to Gai and Lee who are now hugging and crying with a sunset background, shouting about 'youth'. Tenten decided that enough was enough and decided to end the horrible sight. She looked over the training grounds and found a good sized rock. With her excellent aim she throw the rock which hit Lee and then Gai at the same time rending them unconscious AND at the same time, defining the laws of physics.
"Good job Tenten! That was a nice shot!" said Neji or would have said if he didn't think he was to cool to say it.
Tenten then grabs the unconscious forms of Lee and Gai and toss them off a cliff that just happen to conveniently be there. Again Neji compliment Tenten...in his mind believing that he is to cool to do it out loud.
Neji ...cool...riiiiiiiight
(A/N): My first story completed...I hope I get some good reviews if any at all...
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