Well, to start off with I should probably say for those who don't know that the 4th hokage's name in this story is indeed Minato, because of this time line that we started off in, he has not become hokage yet. And if you already knew that, just ignore it I suppose.

Also, I would like to say that this story basically takes place twenty or so years back at least. So, Naruto hasn't even been born yet.

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto...At all.

Anyway, Enjoy the story!

Chapter 1

It was a bright, sunny day. Actually it was rather a shitty day in Minato's opinion. First he had to wake up really early (much to his wife's pleasure); then he had to train his genin team on a nice, Saturday morning (which is why he has to wake up so early in the first place); and thirdly it started to rain (which then ruined his chance at a beautiful Saturday afternoon). Sighing, he waited his team. Whom no one showed up to. So, Minato waited for some time until Rin finally showed.

"Where have you been?" he glared at her like she had just eaten the last jelly donut. Which Minato had a soft spot for. Okay, maybe an addiction to. Whatever. He impatiently switched his weight on to his other foot like a little impatient child that he probably was deep down inside.

Rin peared up at him for a moment before her face broke into a grin with a few missing teeth. "Playing doctor with Asuma-kun!" she giggled while a devilish look appeared in his eyes.

Minato's eyes widened at the girl, finding her actually kind of creepy. "Right. Well," He grew angry and impatient again. "Where is Obito and Kakashi? He demanded, again sounding like a little girl.

Rin shook her head that she did not know before skipping over to play with something. Minato tried his best to ignore her.

After some more time, Kakashi finally showed up. A vein throbbed in Minato's head and he didn't care to say hello. "Glad to see you finally showed up." He crossed his arms and pouted. "No go find Obito!"

Kakashi sighed, abruptly turning around and making his way to Obito's house.

It was only a quick ten minute hop, skip, and a jump before Kakashi found himself outside of Obito's house. Being Obito's best friend and all, Kakashi decided that it was okay just to enter the house to find where his friend was. Quickly making his way through the house to Obito's room, Kakashi pushed open the cracked door to find something he thought he would never see in his life! Obito's room was filled with…with…Digimon?!

Looking to his left, he found Obito's bed which was covered with Digimon blankets, pillowcases and a few select plush toys that were probably Obito's favorite Digimon out of the bunch. There were posters all over the walls and even a rug to decorate the floor. Kakashi heard a noise (Digimon was being watched on the TV) and looked to the center of the room to find Obito snuggled into a large Digimon comforter, Digimon cards spread everywhere on the floor with Obito snuggled against a large Dinomon, entranced by the TV with a dreamlike look upon his face.

Hearing a sound that he thought was his mother coming in, Obito turned around to find his best friend standing there, and definitely now knew his hidden addiction. Obito's face paled. "Kakashi?" He questioned. "When did you get here?" Obito asked as he blushed a little in embarrassment before he quickly pushed himself up and off of the ground and away from his little nest. Quickly walking over to Kakashi is his Digimon footie pajamas, Obito began to push Kakashi out of his bedroom. "Uh, hey, that's not my stuff! I'm just holding on to it for a friend!" Obito tried to explain.

Then the worst thing happened to Obito. Actually it was the funniest in Kakashi's opinion.

"Obito, honey!" His mother chirped merrily as she entered into the bedroom. "Here are your clean underpants!" She said in a sing-song voice.

Kakashi wanted to laugh, he really did. But he decided against it because it may end up causing mental issues and who knows what further down the road for Obito in his life. There, on those tighty-whities in the hands of Mrs. Uchiha was that damned orange dinosaur Digimon that Obito was clutching to earlier: Dinomon.

"Uhh..." Obito blushed deeper than he had earlier when Kakashi walked in. He shrunk back a little and hid his face.

Ignoring her sons embarrassment, she turned to the third person in the room. "Hello there, Kakashi dear!" Obito's mother chirped again.

Giving Mrs. Uchiha a quick Kakashi style wave, he turned back to his friend and brought up the reason why he had come over here in the first place. "Yo. There's, uh, training today Obito." Kakashi pointed out blankly.

"Uh, could you give me five minutes then?" Obito said blushing before quickly ducking back into his room to change.

While Kakashi waited outside of the door, he noticed Mrs. Uchiha was still standing there. Looking over to her, she smiled before handing something ovet to Kakashi. "Kakashi, sweetie, do you mind taking this water bottle with you? For Obito? My baby boy gets so thirsty!" She gushed to him. Kakashi took a glance at the bottle in Mrs. Uchiha's hands. A Digimon was printed on it.

"Uh…sure. I'll do it." Kakashi really didn't see why he couldn't do it, and it's not like he couldn't tease Obito about it later on the way to meet their sensei.

Roughly five minutes later, Obito emerged from his bedroom to be dressed in his regular ninja clothes that he trained in. Gaining the courage needed while he was dressing; he put on a straight face when he met Kakashi. "What has been seen in this house, stays in this house." Obito stated dryly.

"Right, if you say so Obito-honey." Kakashi mocked nonchalantly hiding his smile. "Oh, and your mother wanted me to give you this." Kakashi held out the Digimon water bottle to Obito and grinned when Obito quickly snatched it away

"…" Obito just glared before a sudden smirk appeared on his face. "So, how are you and Iruka?" He asked deviously about the third party of the best friend circle.

"Fine. Just fine." Kakashi stood in his spot while he pondered for a moment on past memories.

"..." Obito's smirk faded and he didn't want to ask more.

"Obito!" Rin yelled excitedly as she ran over to Obito before giving him a quick hug. "So, why were you late?" she asked cutely.

"Uhh…" Obito blushed lightly, not wanting to answer the truth of what he was really doing.

Kakashi caught up. "He accidently slept in." Kakashi answered for him, showing off an obvious smirk of I-know-what-you-were-really-doing. Bastard!

"For that, I'm going to give you my most prized card!" Obito said, smiling brightly at Kakashi.

"Sorry fag, I collect Pokemon cards." Kakashi said grinning. "But Gai collects Digimon!"

Rin suddenly paled before ran away screaming out Gai's name in horror. She was throwing up behind some bush.

Kakashi continued. "Only queers play Digimon these days. Cheese and rice, it's all about Yu Gi Oh and Beyblades now. Fag."

"..." Obito frowned. "Oh? And what makes Pokemon sooo cool?"

"Pokemon isn't for fags, thus I am allowed to collect it. Unlike you though…" Kakashi was quickly ignored and cut off.

"Huh? Where is Sensei anyway?" Obito asked gazing around them looking confused.

"Iunno." Kakashi replied, shrugging his shoulders before he heard a noise. "What's that sound?" Kakashi heard someone talking quietly behind the bushes a little bit to their left and decided to listen in.

"Yeah, that's what I'll do..."

"Sensei?" Kakashi questioned stepping forward.

"Huh?" Minato appeared from behind the bushes. "Oh, hey! Is Obito here already? Let's start training shall we?" Minato said cheerfully.

One week later...

"Oh my god! Calm down!" The Hokage yelled.

"NEVER!" Minato yelled crazily pointing a gun.

Meanwhile…

"We have a hostage situation in the Hokage's Tower, he is holding what appears to be an infant in one hand and a gun in the other. The infants name has been reported to be the Uchiha heir, Uchiha Itachi. Requesting backup." an ANBU stated outside the of the Hokage's Tower.

"Little Cat, we hear you loud and clear, backup will arrive shortly." another ANBU member answered his request from his side of the walkie talkie.

"Sir, you're standing right in front of me." Little Cat stated.

"Don't worry Little Cat, I'm on my way with the reinforcements!" The ANBU stated proudly, puffing out his chest.

"But, sir!" Little Cat objected.

"No buts, I won't leave you behind!" The other man said dramatically to Little Cat.

"..."

"Itachi." Minato stated seriously. "Join me."

Itachi blew a spit bubble and giggled.

"Is...Is that a yes?!" Minato was surprised.

"WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!" an ANBU yelled from the other side of the door.

"NO!" Minato yelled out. He looked down back at baby Itachi. "I-Itachi. I am...your father." He stated seriously.

"...?" Itachi stared at him.

-BOOM- Suddenly two ANBU and a kangaroo in an ANBU suit crashed and jumped through the window.

"Drop the baby!" the kangaroo yelled.

"Yeah, what he said!" an ANBU of the team yelled out.

"Quiet soldier." the Captain of the team yelled.

"Yes sir..." the ANBU soldier sighed. Meanwhile during the short conversation, the kangaroo had kicked Minato, caught Itachi in its pouch, and saved the day!

"Good job soldier!" the Captain said patting the ANBU on the back.

"..." The kangaroo had grown a look of anger before it declared, "I quit!"

Well that's it for chapter one...Hope you liked it, Please Review!