I STARTED THIS STORY AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE GOOD

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Complete Summary- What if Buffy had been the bad slayer? And Faith had been the good slayer? Buffy will NOT TURN EVIL. OR GET INTO A COMA. It just means that she had a bunch more attitude and stuff like that. Completely BA! Basically it is a complete different way BtVS could have been.

ANGEL DID NOT TURN EVIL! THIS GOES THE WAY FAITH, HOPE, AND TRICK WENT!!

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Angel, Faith, Cordelia, Oz, Xander, and Willow where seated in their regular spot at the Bronze when a beautiful blonde walked in.

She quickly searched around the room, grabbed a brown-haired male and began to dance with him.

Cordelia looked at Angel and saw him checking out the blonde.

She quickly said something to get his attention.

"Check out slut-o-rama and her disco Dave. What was the last thing that girl danced to, K.C. and the Sunshine Band?"

"I don't think that chick thrives on sunshine." Faith said.

The gang looked at the blonde who was now taking the male outside.

They all quickly followed.

When they were nearing the alley they began to hear noises.

"I bet it's nothing. They're probably just making out" Xander stated.

"Hey! thud " The heard the blonde shout and hit.

"That's not what making out sounds like. Unless I'm doing it wrong." Willow said, a nervous smile on her face.

Faith and Angel went to look to see what was happening.

When they got there something surprised them.

The blonde wasn't the vampire.

The male was.

The Petite blonde kept throwing puns, punches, and painful kicks to the Vampire.

The gang noted how her fighting was more effective and a whole, lot better than Faith's.

Though of course Faith would never admit to that.

She looked at Faith and saw a stake in her hand.

"Can I borrow that?" She asked.

Without waiting for an answer she took the stake and staked the vamp in less than 5 seconds

The scoobies were pretty much all speechless.

"So, I'm guessing you Fay?" She asked

"Excuse me, Fay?" Faith asked with confusion.

"Yea, you know. Fay, my sister slayer?"

"That would be me." Faith said finally comprehending.

Angel, who got out of the daze, asked:

"Who are you?'

"Buffy. Vampy Slayer. So who are you? Tall, Dark , and Handsome?"

"I go by Angel. But that works too." Angel said with a cheeky smile on his face.

"Apparently I go by slut-o-rama." Buffy said while looking at Cordelia.

"Oops. Sorry to break up the Slayer Fest, but can we please talk about this inside?" Cordelia asked.

"I have no deal." Buffy said.

When they went inside Xander asked

"So you have any Slayer Stories?"

"Of Course I do. Who doesn't. But im afraid you do't want to hear them."

"Well sure we do." Willow said.

"Alright. I can take that. And if I give you want to much details just say 'ew'."

And so Buffy began her story.

"So it's like 118 degrees, and I'm sleeping without a stitch on. And all of a sudden I hear this screaming from outside. So I go tearing out, stark nude, and this church bus has broken down and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps, and the preacher comes up, and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow, when all of a sudden the cops pull up, and they arrested us both."

"Wow. Any more?" Angel said interestedly

"Oh sure, tons. There was this one time I'm all walking around near a zoo. And I suddenly see some guy being practically eaten by an alligator, so I go wrestle it-" Xander interrupted.

"Was this naked?"

"No but I was in a mini skirt. Anyway I ran up try to get the guy away. Ad have to basically wrestle it so he'll let go. In the process my skirt got ripped. And since I'm trying to keep this PG rated as possible, I will stop my stories now. So what's the deal?" Buffy said. The last sentence was directed toward Faith.

"What do you mean?" Faith asked once again confused.

"Don't act like such a goody-goody. I mean I've known you for 15 minutes and you're already acting so sweet and innocent. I mean, you can't tell me you don' get majorly horny and hungry after slayin."

"What's your problem? You don't even know me!"

"Nothing, Fay. I'm five by five. Not my fault if your not."

With that Buffy got up and left.

Leaving the Scoobies to figure out what the hell 'Five by Five' meant

Angel's P.O.V

I watched as the beautiful blonde cam in. She immediately had every male's eyes on her.

I don't know why, but that made me surge with jealousy. Even more when she grabbed the male and danced with him.

I know she's a vampire. And that makes me feel bad. How someone so beautiful could be turned and taken away from their lives like that.

But I know my job, I'll have to stake her.

She's starting to head outside with the male. Maybe I should follow them.

No I have to. Something bad could happen. Like he could be killed or even worse, turned.

Faith came out with me. I reckon the rest of the gang was behind us.

I heard noises and, I don't know who, but someone claimed that they were making out. I highly doubt it as I heard a thud and a shout.

It was a female one.

I ran toward the scream and was completely surprised by what I saw. The male was the Vampire and she was fighting it. It was obvious she knew what it was. So what was she?

The girl grabbed the stake from Faith and staked the Vampire quickly. I was amazed by her fighting skills. They were way better than Faith's and yet Faith was a slayer. This girl didn't have super strength or super speed. Does she?

We went inside and talked for a while. I found myself listening to her amazing stories and couldn't help my mind wandering a little off.

Hold up. Back track.

She said 'Sister Slayer' earlier, didn't she?

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It can't be that bad........

Can it??

Okay so it's pretty short but