Hey guys. Sorry for the take down but there was stuff that needed fixing, like grammar and all that. So once again this story was inspired by my friend and me when we were playing tennis in gym. (Badly might I add. Lol.) It is also inspired by the served video created by lady chimera, and I will be using some of her loved lines.

This story is dedicated to my friend Jess who helped with the inspiration and to empress saix for her help with editing

DISCLAIMER: I do not own kingdom hearts, the characters, or the served video. They belong to their
respective owners.

"You're supposed to return it Xigbar! Not fall on your face!"

"Well maybe if you could serve it I could return it Luxord!"

"My serving is not the problem"

It was a normal day and a normal game of tennis. As usual Xigbar was losing and getting madder with every point that Luxord gained. Luxord served and again, and same as always it went right past Xigbar, who then chased the ball But ended up tripping over it.

"Oy, Oy Xigbar you fail, FAIL!" Mocked Luxord.

"Shut up Luxord!" Xigbar yelled a little agitated. 'I am so sick of this shit'

On the next serve, Luxord sent it right to Xigbar, but this time Xigbar was ready. Even with the ball hurtling toward his face he stood his ground, not moving an inch. When the ball was close enough Xigbar used his power over space to shoot the ball in the other direction towards Luxord. Luxord didn't even have time to duck as the hit him straight in the middle of his face.

"Oy, Oy Luxord, now who fails?'

Luxord made no movements to the sound of Xigbar's voice.

"L… Luxord?"

Xigbar went down to Luxord to see if he was ok, but he was to late. As he reached Luxord he noticed that he wasn't breathing. Xigbar then knew what he had to do, check for a pulse. When he did he found that Luxord didn't have one. Then Xigbar started freaking out.

"OMG! I killed him. What do I do. I can't tell superior. If he ever finds out I killed an organization member he will ban me from Demyx for months, And I wouldn't be able to handle that. NO! No one shall find out about this."

Xigbar then made his plan, and he did it so fast. He dragged luxord's body out of the tennis courts and to the closet tree he could find. He then dropped Luxords body for a minute so that he could lift up the sod. ( they could never get the grass to grow. It's a miracle Marluxia could grow his flowers.) He the rolled Luxord under it and very neatly placed the sod back on top. After he made the hiding place as secure as he could, he went back to their court, picked up their equipment, and ran back up to the castle.

~Later that day~

Xigbar was walking down thee hallway when Lexaeus walked up to him.

"Hey Xigbar, Have you seen Luxord? I have the money I owe him for that game of strip poker." He asked "that rat bastard always wins" he added under his breath.

Xigbar got all scared and started shaking nerviously. His unpatched eye looked anxiously about, and his fingers started to twitch.

"No, not recently. Why are you asking me?"

"… Because you played tennis with him earlier. Sheesh Xigbar, calm down. It's only a question."

'I AM CALM" Xigbar screemed.

After that Xigbar ran down the hall to his room in a crying, mumbleing frenzy.

"…Okay then…. Thanks Xigbar? I guess."