Wade Wilson wandered into an empty little Mexican diner near midnight, and slumped down in the nearest booth. The sound of the kitchen crew cleaning and yelling at each other, paired with the smell of tacos, quickly lulled him into a much needed slumber.
'Ahem', drifted through his sleep and Wade muttered under his breath about laser unicorns. He peered from underneath his hoodie to look at the person who dared disturb his slumber, glaring at a slightly annoyed brunette. His waiter cleared his throat again, saying, "Hi, welcome to the Wacko Taco, my name is Peter and I'll be your server tonight. Well, this morning."
Wade stared at him, leaning back in his chair, with a wicked grin. "Hiya, handsome. I'll have a chimichanga with red and green sauce. Extra heat," Wade added with a shameless wink. Peter snorted and went to put in his order. The rest of the evening was filled with Wades boxes arguing over Peter. One of them insisted on taking him into the back room and the other was trying to get them to run for the hills.
The next night he was back and ordered the same thing, from the same sexy young man. When he left, Peter told him to have a nice night with a hint of a smile on his voice.
Wade got home and fired up his computer, searching all the social networking for his face, only knowing how dreamy his chocolate brown eyes were and his first name. Peter. He finally found his profile on an ancient site called MyPlace, and went through all of his pictures, for pure research reasons, of course. He waited a week before going back and sitting down at his booth, eagerly waiting for Peter to ask him what he wanted.
With a flourish, Wade stood up beside him and said, "Peter Parker, I would love to go on a date with you." Peter looked a bit shocked at the mention of his last name, but nodded his head. "Great! I'll meet you here, tomorrow night for tacos. And wear your blue striped sweater. It looks good on you."
Peter, taking a step back, glared at Wade. "How do you know about that?"
Wade grinned and kissed him on the cheek. "I found your old profile, PictureSomethingSexy325." And then left to return the next day.
Myspace Girl - The Afters