I do not own The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It belongs to Nintendo.
Nope!
By Carlson
"Welcome to the Happy Mask Shop!" squealed the man behind the counter. "How can I help you?"
"Can I borrow that mask?" asked the shopper.
"No, no, I'm afraid you cannot!"
"That one, then?"
"Nope!"
"That one?"
"Uh-uh!"
"Well, then, which ones can I borrow?"
"None of them sir. I'm afraid you can't borrow any of these masks!"
"And just why not?"
The shopkeeper leaned in very close to the client and said, "You haven't worked for them yet!" And then he broke into maniacal giggles.
This is the last in a series of very weirdly inspired fics.
Others:
Reward
Diva