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Several Fire Nation soldiers stared at there captain, Wang. It was time for him to make a speech before the battle of a lifetime began.
"Now men, this is it. Today we will rule the world! The Phoenix will raise from the ashes, as Ozai, the wonder of this world!" Wang began to preach. The Fire Nation soldiers were hooked.
"We will have no mistakes today men!" Wang continued. "This is a day for the history scrolls!" Now Wang's voice was filled with gusto and strength. "Today we harness the power of Sozin's comet!" Wang lifted one hand, and punched his fist into the air.
The soldiers stared at Wang.
"What's Sozin's comet?" One soldier quietly asked the other.
"What's a comet!?" The other asked back.
"You've never heard of Sozin's Comet!" Wang asked, outraged. He began to turn a bright red in rage.
"Sir?" One lowly private asked. "Do you mean prepare for Gods Fart?"
Wang's vein began to throb. He stared at the soldiers. "Yes. All forces southwards, prepare for the Fart!"
Then the soldiers began to cheer.
70. Sozin's Comet will not be referred to as God's Fart.
This is for an anonymous review who politely asked that this became a drabble.