"That'll do for today" Exclaimed Rin as he got out of the over-sized sink, his body glistening like a freshly polished onion. "I've really exhausted myself today.." He muttered as he made his way out of the pool room and straight past the shower cubicals. "Ehh, I'll be fine passing on cleanliness this once" He said with certainty as he slid across the floor on his stomach like a penguin until he reached his changing room, where he then began to unzip his bag.
"Skipping on the ol' shower are we lad'eh?" Said a mysterious voice from behind, resonating down the hallway and emitting an almost overpowering smell of garlic and sin. Struck with fear, Rin slowly turned his head to one side, but stopping at around the 90 degree mark as a green glow began to materialise into sight.
It was Shrek.
A thud could be heard as he trudged forward with a single step, followed by another. "Yer probably not aware, but during the evenin', this aint no pool lad'eh. It's /MY/ SWAMP!"
- To be continued -